These Tuesday quotes will inspire you. Tuesday is the day of the week between Monday and Wednesday. Monday is the first day of the week; thus, Tuesday is the second day of the week.
Below you will find a collection of motivating, knowledgeable, and Tuesday quotes, Tuesday sayings, and Tuesday proverbs.
Inspirational Tuesday Quotes
- “I have always paid income tax. I object only when it reaches a stage when I am threatened with having nothing left for my old age – which is due to start next Tuesday or Wednesday.” ~ Noel Coward
- “Creativity is a highfalutin’ word for the work I have to do between now and Tuesday.” ~ Ray Kroc
- “Addiction – When you can give up something any time, as long as it’s next Tuesday.” ~ Nikki Sixx
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“It can’t be Sunday every day. There are also Mondays and Tuesdays.” ~ George Weah
- “On Tuesday, when it hails and snows, The feeling on me grows and grows That hardly anybody knows If those are these or these are those.” ~ A. A. Milne
- “Happy Tuesday! We are responsible for peace and order in our lives! When your world is CONSTANTLY filled with chaos, then it’s time to take a look at SELF!” ~ Tracey Edmonds
- “You can’t help respecting anybody who can spell TUESDAY, even if he doesn’t spell it right; but spelling isn’t everything. There are days when spelling Tuesday simply doesn’t count.” ~ A. A. Milne
- “The way you get meaning into your life is to devote yourself to loving others, devote yourself to your community around you, and devote yourself to creating something that gives you purpose and meaning.” ~ Mitch Albom
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“We usually have margaritas on Thursdays but since it’s Tuesday I’ll make an exception.” ~ Chelsea Handler
- “The days were heavy and sticky. All identical, one the same as the other. Soon they would even get rid of their one remaining distinction, the shell of their names: Monday, Tuesday, Thursday.” ~ Ismail Kadaré
- “For all I know we may be visited by a different extraterrestrial civilization every second Tuesday, but there’s no support for this appealing idea. The extraordinary claims are not supported by extraordinary evidence.” ~ Carl Sagan
- “The Tuesday scowls, the Wednesday growls, the Thursday curses, the Friday howls, the Saturday snores, the Sunday yawns, the Monday morns, the Monday morns. The whacks, the moans, the cracks, the groans, the welts, the squeaks, the belts, the shrieks, the pricks, the prayers, the kicks, the tears, the skelps, and the yelps.” ~ Samuel Beckett
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“I went out there for a thousand a week, and I worked Monday, and I got fired Wednesday. The guy that hired me was out of town Tuesday.” ~ Nelson Algren
- “Spirituality is the sacred center out of which all life comes, including Mondays and Tuesdays and rainy Saturday afternoons in all their mundane and glorious detail….The spiritual journey is the soul’s life commingling with ordinary life.” ~ Christina Baldwin
- “Don’t worry about the future. Or worry, but know that worrying is as effective as trying to solve an algebra equation by chewing bubble gum. The real troubles in your life are apt to be things that never crossed your worried mind, the kind that blindside you at 4 p.m. on some idle Tuesday.” ~ Mary Schmich
- “God runs electromagnetics by wave theory on Monday, Wednesday, and Friday, and the Devil runs them by quantum theory on Tuesday, Thursday, and Saturday.” ~ William Lawrence Bragg
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“I live for Tuesdays, and die by Wednesdays.” ~ David Cook
- “They don’t want you to vote. If they did, we wouldn’t vote on a Tuesday. In November. You ever throw a party on a Tuesday? No. Because nobody would come.” ~ Chris Rock
- “It’s very bad to write a novel by act of will. I can do a book of nonfiction work that way – just sign the contract and do the book because, provided the topic has some meaning for me, I know I can do it. But a novel is different. A novel is more like falling in love. You don’t say, ‘I’m going to fall in love next Tuesday, I’m going to begin my novel.’ The novel has to come to you. It has to feel just like love.” ~ Norman Mailer , Tuesday quotes work
- “If people depend on me to be a man of truth, I have to prove again and again and again and again that I am a man of truth. It cannot be that on Monday I am a man of truth, on Tuesday I speak three-quarters truth, Wednesday I speak half-truth, on Thursday I speak one-quarter truth, on Friday I don’t speak at all, and on Saturday I can’t even think how to speak the truth.” ~ Harbhajan Singh Yogi
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“There isn’t a Monday that would not cede its place to Tuesday.” ~ Anton Chekhov
- “The modern physicist is a quantum theorist on Monday, Wednesday, and Friday, and a student of gravitational relativity on Tuesday, Thursday, and Saturday. On Sunday, he is praying… that someone will find the reconciliation between the two views.” ~ Norbert Wiener
- “Writing can be such a lonely endeavor that I do think community is also important.Meeting at cafes and exchanging work and reading to each other and giving each other little bits of encouragement and feedback and thoughts, I think that’s an incredibly rich experience because what it does is it gives you a sense of community but also purpose. If I know I’m going to meet you in a cafe next Tuesday, I’m going to write something that I can hand to you. Discipline is such a challenge for so many writers and so I think that that’s a key benefit of being in a group.” ~ Cheryl Strayed
- “On any Tuesday morning, if asked, a good working scientist will tell you with some self-satisfaction that the affairs of his field are nicely in order, that things are finally looking clear and making sense, and all is well. But come back again on another Tuesday, and the roof may have just fallen in on his life’s work.” ~ Lewis Thomas
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“Put your passions to work to make this world a better place.” ~ Richard Branson
- “Spirituality is best manifested on the ground, not in the air. Rapturous day-dreams, flights of heavenly fancy, longings to see the Invisible, are less expensive and less expressive than the plain doing of duty. To have bread excite thankfulness and a drink of water send the heart to God is better than sighs for the unattainable. To plow a straight furrow on Monday or dust a room well on Tuesday or kiss a bumped forehead on Wednesday is worth more than the most ecstatic thrill under Sunday eloquence. Spirituality is seeing God in common things, and showing God in common tasks.” ~ Maltbie Davenport Babcock
- “Composers today get a TV script on Friday and have to record on Tuesday. It’s just dreadful to impose on gifted talent and expect decent music under these conditions.” ~ Alex North
- “What’s missing from the online experience is community. Married couples are still going to need something to do on Tuesday nights, right? And it’s not going to be individually retiring to their offices to watch on their computers. It’s: “We just put the meat loaf dishes away, let’s go watch television.” It’s going to happen. We shouldn’t be so led around by other models.” ~ Edward Allen Bernero
- “Yeah? Rock ‘n’ Roll is fast, you know. If all goes according to plan I could be in rehab next thursday. Tuesday week I’ll be living on an island with a small Indian boy.” ~ Noel Fielding
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“You get out what you put in. If you want more, give more.” ~ Jeanette Jenkins
- “Never call your broker on Monday. Out of courtesy and common sense, wait until Tuesday. A good broker is focused on the opening of the market – at home and around the world – and on getting back into a business frame of mind after the weekend.” ~ Nancy Dunnan
- “Barclays Bank in England purchased bankrupt Lehman Brothers Tuesday along with its Manhattan tower, saving nine thousand jobs. It’s humiliating. The United States of America is 232 years old and we’re having to go to mom for money.” ~ Argus Hamilton
- “The most significant impact is what it does in terms of the integrity of the legislative process and the executive process, as opposed to what it does for campaigns. But to remove this unheard of process in the 1990s, where members of Congress are being pushed and shoved every Tuesday to ask for $100,000, $500,000, a million dollars from corporations, unions, and individuals, this was never allowed in American history.” ~ Russ Feingold
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“Tuesday’s coming, did you bring your coat?” ~ Don Hertzfeldt
- “We went across the South on Super Tuesday without a single catcall or boo, without a single ugly sign. Not until we got to New York and the North did the litmus test of race and religion spout from the mouths of public officials.” ~ Jesse Jackson
- “Britain, the first industrial nation, had offered the world a remarkable public experiment in liberal, capitalist democracy whose success was premised upon free trade and world peace. Tuesday, 4 August 1914 brought that experiment to an abrupt halt.” ~ Kenneth O. Morgan
- “My writing circle isn’t too full of people who fall into the “Customers Who Bought This Item Also Bought Tuesdays With Morrie” category.” ~ Alissa Nutting
- “But here’s my point to the LA Times. If you had a serious story to run, if you thought there was serious misconduct, you don’t wait until the Thursday before the Tuesday. You run it early.” ~ Susan Estrich
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“My wife said to me, “I want to be cremated.” I said, “How about Tuesday?”” ~ Buddy Hackett
- “I am proud that my humble attempts to predict Tuesday’s prices on Monday are an indispensable component of our society. By buying low and selling high, I create harmony and freedom.” ~ Victor Niederhoffer
- “My background with Cummings was rehearse, rehearse, rehearse, but Tuesday liked to walk in and do the scene. I must say that she was really wonderful. Aggravating, but wonderful.” ~ Dwayne Hickman
- “Al Gore announced Tuesday that he plans to launch a 24-hour cable news network for young adults. Gore claims he’s been wanting to do this since he invented cable TV in the 1990s.” ~ Tina Fey
- “I have been an underdog my whole life, both in life and in politics. We’re going to do well. We’re going to pick up a lot of delegates on Super Tuesday.” ~ Marco Rubio
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“Tuesdays and Thursdays, I didn’t do any press, I didn’t do any meetings, I just wrote all day, ’cause I’d meet, via Skype, with the creative team, at five p.m., and then I would have my seven o’clock curtain.” ~ Lin-Manuel Miranda
- “I also watched boxing all the time and Tuesday Night Fights on USA and just kept hitting my heavy back in the garage.” ~ Robbie Lawler
- “I play football every Tuesday and Thursday early in the season. I am smart enough at the game. I score a lot of goals. I wouldn’t be the best in the world but I am OK.” ~ Usain Bolt
- “We need steady hands, not a president who says he’s neutral on Monday, pro-Israel on Tuesday, and who knows what on Wednesday, because everything’s negotiable.” ~ Hillary Clinton
- “Top Democrats laying down their markers for how they’ll work with President [Donald] Trump, but who will take on the job of rebuilding the Democratic Party after Tuesday’s crushing defeat put Republicans in control of the White House and congress.” ~ George Stephanopoulos
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“I’m up in the Senate most Tuesdays when they’re in session.” ~ Dick Cheney
- “President Obama continues to support war. He continues to remove many basic civil liberties and human rights. He continues to condone drones in Pakistan and Afghanistan that kill women and children. He meets with his advisers every Tuesday morning and signs extrajudicial killings. To me, those are not the actions of a peace person.” ~ Mairead Corrigan
- “Having worked my a – off over here for the last 10 years really hard, really f – ing hard, to see that unfolding every Tuesday and then watching the interviews, and the Megyn Kelly … It’s just extraordinary. It’s quite a horrible situation because something needs to happen to stop this thing [Donald Trump] from becoming one of the most embarrassing scenarios ever in the history of politics.” ~ Gordon Ramsay
- “I’m very proud to say I only took one course in economics in college, and it was on Saturday morning – Tuesday, Thursday and Saturday at 8 o’clock. Now I don’t know what your college experience was like, but I’ll tell ya, on Saturday morning at 8 o’clock, the last thing I wanted to do was go to economics class.” ~ Bernard von NotHaus
- “[Subjects of the targeted killings] are supposed to be high-level Al Qaeda operatives that pose an imminent threat to the U.S. and American personnel and citizens. There’s supposed to be no way to capture them. The “kill list” is calculated in the “terror Tuesdays” at the White House every week, where the President and his advisors – including CIA – “nominate” people to be on the kill list.” ~ Medea Benjamin
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“John Brennan has been the mastermind of the drone program. He’s the one who’d convene the terror Tuesday meetings at the White House.” ~ Medea Benjamin
- “My innovation message, specifically including energy, happened to be the same week that on Monday and Tuesday I announced the Breakthrough Energy Venture Group. Then on that Tuesday afternoon, in December, was when I sat down with him. I explained the US has great science here, this is where the market for these things is going to be. It connects to less pollution, it connects to U.S. jobs, it connects to security, not needing the energy coming from far away.” ~ Bill Gates
- “I still think of myself as a newspaper guy and you live by deadlines in the newspaper world, so, they don’t really give you any excuses. At the paper they never say, “Well, we just won’t have Tuesday’s paper come out, we’ll just bring Tuesday’s paper out on Wednesday, so go ahead, take all the time you need.” They come out with that paper regardless.” ~ Dave Barry
- “It is my hope that all of the Republicans who recognize that nominating a candidate who agrees with Hillary Clinton on a host of issues, who has a very similar record, is not the path to victory. And if we come together, if conservatives stand together, we’re going to have a great night on Tuesday.” ~ Ted Cruz
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“We are the only campaign that has beaten Donald Trump. And we’re the only candidate that can beat Donald Trump. If you look at the Super Tuesday states, we’re running neck and neck with Donald in states all across Super Tuesday.” ~ Ted Cruz
- “Last night was Super Tuesday – a 10-state GOP Primary orgy. A big, sweaty pile of lever-yankin Republican voters. And like most orgies, it involves a bunch of middle aged guys who are not appealing to women.” ~ Stephen Colbert
- “Jerry Lewis has been married twenty times. He gets married on a Tuesday, they find his wife dead in a swimming pool on Thursday. Maybe if you married someone who’s old enough to swim next time, Ok Jerry?” ~ Denis Leary
- “So on the Tuesday night deadline, while Abu Qatada was appealing to European Court judges, the Home Secretary, who thought the deadline was Monday night, was partying with “X Factor” judges. When the Home Secretary is accused of not knowing what day of the week it is, confusion and chaos have turned into farce.” ~ Yvette Cooper
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“During an interview with Katie Couric Tuesday, Sarah Palin says she is not opposed to gay people, adding ‘One of my absolute best friends for the last 30 years happens to be gay and I love her dearly and she doesn’t exist.'” ~ Amy Poehler
- “Wimbledon attracted Bill Clinton to the gallery at Centre Court Tuesday at the All England Club. NBC cameras showed his head turning back and forth with each volley. Even at a tennis match, it looks like he’s denying everything.” ~ Argus Hamilton
- “CBS News on Tuesday had Bob Kerrey in a Vietnam scandal, Senator Bob Torricelli in a donor scandal and Arnold Schwarzenegger in a sex scandal. This confirms what we always knew. Bill Clinton does the work of three men.” ~ Argus Hamilton
- “Former South Africa President Nelson Mandela announced Tuesday he will begin writing his autobiography. He spent 25 years in prison before being elected to public office. In America, we do it the other way around.” ~ Argus Hamilton
