These sassy quotes will inspire you. Sassy, impudent sense or lively, bold, and full of spirit; cheeky.
A collection of motivating, happy, and encouraging sassy quotes, sassy sayings, and sassy proverbs.
Best Sassy Quotes
- “If you obey all the rules you miss all the fun.” ~ Katharine Hepburn
- “It’s not your job to like me – it’s mine” ~ Byron Katie
- “I’ve learned that you shouldn’t go through life with a catcher’s mitt on both hands; you need to be able to throw something back.” ~ Maya Angelou , Sassy quotes about life
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“If you don’t like something, change it. If you can’t change it, change your attitude.” ~ Maya Angelou
- “The question isn’t who is going to let me; it’s who is going to stop me.” ~ Ayn Rand
- “A wise woman puts a grain of sugar into everything she says to a man, and takes a grain of salt with everything he says to her.” ~ Helen Rowland
- “The most common way people give up their power is by thinking they don’t have any.” ~ Alice Walker
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“I never worry about diets. The only carrots that interest me are the number of carats in a diamond.” ~ Mae West
- “I’m very sassy. I want to show people in my album I’m not like my characters on TV.” ~ Ashley Tisdale
- “The most courageous act is still to think for yourself. Aloud.” ~ Coco Chanel
- “If you can’t make it better, you can laugh at it.” ~ Erma Bombeck
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“Performers like Tommy Cooper, who are always getting things wrong, are much more endearing than comedians who are sassy and smart.” ~ Ade Edmondson
- “A day without sunshine is like, you know, night.” ~ Steve Martin
- “There can be no happiness if the things we believe in are different from the things we do.” ~ Freya Stark
- “Love takes off masks that we fear we cannot live without and know we cannot live within.” ~ James A. Baldwin , Sassy quotes about love
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“Frailty, thy name is woman!” ~ William Shakespeare
- “When I’m good, I’m very good. But when I’m bad I’m better.” ~ Mae West
- “Women need real moments of solitude and self-reflection to balance out how much of ourselves we give away.” ~ Barbara De Angelis
- “Just because I’m sassy and have a mouth on me doesn’t mean I’m coming from a negative place.” ~ Kesha
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“I’m usually cast as the sassy, brassy best friend.” ~ Annie Parisse
- “If you don’t stand for something you will fall for anything.” ~ Malcolm X
- “You wear out a good wholesome forenoon in hearing a cause between an orange wife and a fosse-seller.” ~ William Shakespeare
- “I just admire a funny, confident, sassy woman and hopefully I’m that person.” ~ Denise Bidot
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“I may not have gone where I intended to go, but I think I have ended up where I intended to be.” ~ Douglas Adams
- “Throughout the course [of Twilight], you get to see a little more of her vampiric side, because I think she’s this vampire with a heart of gold and so that was kind of fun – to show her be a little tough and a little fierce and to show that she has a little bit of a sassy side when she’s dealing with the wolves or with Jacob. So I feel like I got to really round [Alice Cullen] out quite nicely.” ~ Ashley Greene
- “Do unto others, then run” ~ Benny Hill
- “When we have fights in our family, they don’t end with an apology. You make up by getting back to normal. Like you’ll call and say, ‘You want to go shopping?'” ~ Kourtney Kardashian
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“Such antics do not amount to a man.” ~ William Shakespeare
- “The truth will set you free, but first it will make you miserable.” ~ James A. Garfield
- “I like to sing along to Annie Lennox and pretend to be as sassy as her.” ~ Sophie Thompson
- “You can lead a boy to college, but you cannot make him think.” ~ Elbert Hubbard
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“Look your best – who said love is blind?” ~ Mae West
- “God’s on the outside looking in. He doesn’t have any legal entree into the earth. The thing don’t belong to Him. You see how sassy the Devil was in the presence of God in the book of Job? God said, ‘Where have you been?’ Wasn’t any of God’s business. He [Satan] didn’t even have to answer if he didn’t want to … God didn’t argue with him a bit! You see, this is the position that God’s been in Might say, ‘Well if God’s running things He’s doing a lousy job of it.’ He hadn’t been running ’em, except when He’s just got, you know, a little bit of a chance.” ~ Kenneth Copeland
- “Thou hast the most unsavory similes.” ~ William Shakespeare
- “You are strangely troublesome.” ~ William Shakespeare
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“Thou sodden-witted lord! thou hast no more brain than I have in mine elbows.” ~ William Shakespeare
- “Is that a pistol in your pocket or are you just glad to see me? (She made this remark in February 1936, at the railway station in Los Angeles upon her return from Chicago, when a Los Angeles police officer was assigned to escort her home)” ~ Mae West
- “I’m a woman of very few words, but lots of action.” ~ Mae West
- “O, faithless coward! O, dishonest wretch!
Wilt thou be made a man out of my vice?” ~ William Shakespeare -
“I only have ‘yes’ men around me. Who needs ‘no’ men?” ~ Mae West
- “Things that Never Cross a Man’s Mind is probably one of my favorite upbeat tempo songs because it is just a sassy song, and it’s a fun song.” ~ Kellie Pickler
- “I didn’t expect to see Kim, but I’m gonna be professional when I really just want to sock her in the face” ~ Kourtney Kardashian
- “He is deformed, crooked, old and sere, Ill-faced, worse bodied, shapeless everywhere; Vicious, ungentle, foolish, blunt, unkind; Stigmatical in making, worse in mind.” ~ William Shakespeare
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“Thou whoreson, senseless villain!” ~ William Shakespeare
- “Dissembling harlot, thou art false in all!” ~ William Shakespeare
- “Your abilities are too infant-like for doing much alone.” ~ William Shakespeare
- “For such things as you, I can scarce think there’s any, ye’re so slight.” ~ William Shakespeare
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“There is no more mercy in him than there is milk in a male tiger.” ~ William Shakespeare
- “Away! Thou’rt poison to my blood.” ~ William Shakespeare
- “You had measured how long a fool you were upon the ground.” ~ William Shakespeare
- “They have a plentiful lack of wit.” ~ William Shakespeare
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“You are not worth another word, else I’d call you knave.” ~ William Shakespeare
- “My very sassy, older southern sister is very quick to point out that it’s a luxury that my daughter gets to come to work with me. She does, and I have lunch with her every single day. My mom says I have ‘high-class problems.'” ~ Angela Kinsey
- “You blocks, you stones, you worse than senseless things!” ~ William Shakespeare
- “I enjoyed the courtroom as just another stage but not so amusing as Broadway.” ~ Mae West
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“Growing old is mandatory; growing up is optional.” ~ Chili Davis
- “Never let the odds keep you from doing what you know in your heart you were meant to do.” ~ H. Jackson Brown, Jr.
- “When the student is ready the teacher will appear.” ~ Laozi
- “There’s a light at the end of the tunnel. And it’s a train.” ~ Margaret Smith
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“People who live in glasshouses might as well answer the door” ~ Morey Amsterdam
- “The meek shall inherit the earth. They won’t have the nerve to refuse it.” ~ Jackie Vernon
- “If money can’t buy happiness, then I guess I’ll have to rent it.” ~ Al Yankovic
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“My granddad used to say, If everybody liked the same thing, they’d all be after your grandma.” ~ Gary Mule Deer
- “I get worried for young girls sometimes; I want them to feel that they can be sassy and full and weird and geeky and smart and independent, and not so withered and shriveled.” ~ Amy Poehler
- “I think of myself as kind of a hippy. Everyone around me says that’s not the impression they get. They think I’m sassy. Apparently, I think I’m nicer than I really am.” ~ Cecily Strong
