These Cheese quotes will inspire you. Cheese is a dairy product, derived from milk and produced in a wide range of flavors, textures, and forms by coagulation of the milk protein casein.
Below you will find a collection of motivating, happy, and encouraging Cheese quotes, Cheese sayings, and Cheese proverbs.
Best Cheese Quotes
- “Fettucini alfredo is macaroni and cheese for adults.” ~ Mitch Hedberg
- “Good cheese needs good companions.” ~ James Beard
- “How can anyone govern a nation that has two hundred and forty-six different kinds of cheese?” ~ Charles de Gaulle
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“When cheese gets its picture taken, what does it say?” ~ George Carlin
- “The only reason I work out is so I can eat more cheese.” ~ Ricky Gervais
- “Give me a good sharp knife and a good sharp cheese and I’m a happy man.” ~ George R. R. Martin
- “Age is of no importance unless you are a cheese.” ~ Billie Burke
- “Each sort of cheese reveals a pasture of a different green, under a different sky.” ~ Italo Calvino
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“Cheese is milk’s leap towards immortality.” ~ Clifton Fadiman
- “Wine and cheese are ageless companions, like aspirin and aches, or June and moon, or good people and noble ventures.” ~ M. F. K. Fisher , Wine and cheese quotes
- “If I had to give up cheese or chocolate, I’d give up chocolate in a heartbeat.” ~ Amanda Peet
- “Cheese has always been a food that both sophisticated and simple humans love.” ~ M. F. K. Fisher
- “A meal of bread, cheese and beer constitutes the perfect food.” ~ Elizabeth I
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“You have to be a romantic to invest yourself, your money, and your time in cheese.” ~ Anthony Bourdain
- “The poets have been mysteriously silent on the subject of cheese.” ~ Gilbert K. Chesterton
- “If antiquity be the only test of nobility, then cheese is a very noble thing … The lineage of cheese is demonstrably beyond all record.” ~ Hilaire Belloc
- “Never commit yourself to a cheese without having first examined it.” ~ T. S. Eliot
- “The early bird may get the worm, but its the second mouse that gets the cheese.” ~ Jeremy Paxman
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“We did talk about cheese on our first date.” ~ Jane Kaczmarek
- “There is no food closer to my heart than cheese. In fact, according to my doctor, it has nearly filled my aorta.” ~ Stephen Colbert
- “Art is its own excuse, and it’s either Art or it’s something else. It’s either a poem or a piece of cheese.” ~ Charles Bukowski
- “When I first became interested in photography, I thought it was the whole cheese. My idea was to have it recognized as one of the fine arts. Today I don’t give a hoot in hell about that. The mission of photography is to explain man to man and each man to himself.” ~ Edward Steichen
- “Being in the uncomfortable zone is much better than staying in the cheese-less situation .” ~ Spencer Johnson
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“Age doesn’t matter, unless you’re cheese.” ~ Billie Burke
- “Sometimes it’s good just to be seduced by the particular cheeses spread out in front of you on a cheese counter.” ~ Nigella Lawson
- “Movement in new direction helps find new cheese.” ~ Spencer Johnson
- “Once we hit forty, women only have about four taste buds left: one for vodka, one for wine, one for cheese, and one for chocolate.” ~ Gina Barreca
- “My whole family is lactose intolerant and when we take pictures we can’t say cheese.” ~ Jay London
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“The clever cat eats cheese and breathes down rat holes with baited breath.” ~ W. C. Fields
- “A slice of pie without cheese is like a kiss without a squeeze.” ~ Stephen King
- “I had rather live with cheese and garlic in a windmill.” ~ William Shakespeare
- “I’m like a good cheese. I’m just getting mouldy enough to be interesting.” ~ Paul Newman
- “A corpse is meat gone bad. Well and what’s cheese? Corpse of milk.” ~ James Joyce
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“I’m into grilled cheese. Grilled cheese makes me feel beautiful!” ~ Emma Stone
- “Because no man wants to be a coward in front of a cheese.” ~ Terry Pratchett
- “Swiss Cheese is a rip-off It’s the only cheese I can bite into and miss” ~ Mitch Hedberg
- “Smell the cheese often so you know when it is getting old.” ~ Spencer Johnson
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“But I love fish, cheese and meat, and I eat everything, but only in small quantities if it’s rich.” ~ Eva Herzigova
- “I like it when the waiter askes you if you want parmesan cheese on your dinner, yeah, give me essence of puke all over me tea!” ~ Lee Evans
- “I love cheese and biscuits, the stronger the better.” ~ Eric Bristow , Cheese quotes love
- “How can you govern a country which has 246 varieties of cheese?” ~ Charles de Gaulle
- “There is absolutely no one, apart from yourself, who can prevent you, in the middle of the night, from sneaking down to tidy up the edges of that hunk of cheese at the back of the fridge.” ~ Boris Johnson
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“Right now, I’m as single as a slice of American cheese.” ~ Nick Cannon
- “I do like a little romance… just a sniff, as I call it, of the rocks and valleys. Of course, bread-and-cheese is the real thing. The rocks and valleys are no good at all, if you haven’t got that.” ~ Anthony Trollope
- “Grilled cheese and tomato soup is the ultimate comfort meal.” ~ Ina Garten
- “Many’s the long night I’ve dreamed of cheese–toasted mostly.” ~ Robert Louis Stevenson
- “I am so happy to see more and more people in this country are becoming addicted to cheese.” ~ James Beard
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“Nothing says holidays, like a cheese log.” ~ Ellen DeGeneres
- “I had cottage cheese for lunch and a glass of wine when I got home tonight.” ~ Sally Quinn
- “For less than the cost of a Big Mac, fries and a Coke, you can buy a loaf of fresh bread and some good cheese or roast beef, which you will enjoy much more.” ~ Steve Albini
- “We are always giving foreign names to very native things. If there is a thing that reeks of the glorious tradition of the old English tavern, it is toasted cheese. But for some wild reason we call it Welsh rarebit. I believe that what we call Irish stew might more properly be called English stew, and that it is not particularly familiar in Ireland.” ~ Gilbert K. Chesterton
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“Washington, DC is to lying what Wisconsin is to cheese.” ~ Dennis Miller
- “My dear Excellency! I have not gone to war to collect cheese and eggs, but for another purpose.” ~ Manfred von Richthofen
- “The food was interesting. My background is Russian, so cheese and potatoes are my love. There was plenty of that. And fried cheese! It is really, really, really good. And really, really, really bad for you. It’s like an artery on a plate” ~ Michelle Trachtenberg
- “It’s mostly Mars Bars and peanuts and cheese and you go to the fridge and there’s Red Bull and Beer. It’s not like people are holding me down and pouring beer in my face.” ~ Graham Coxon
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“Pessimism is as American as apple pie – frozen apple pie with a slice of processed cheese.” ~ George Will
- “Call me All-American, but I love Ham and Cheese sandwiches. And not just any old ham and cheese sandwich… My mother’s is the best. I’ve tried many times to make these sandwiches on my own, but it’s never the same.” ~ Andy Roddick
- “Look at the average American diet: ice cream, butter, cheese, whole milk, all this fat. People don’t realize how much of this stuff you get by the end of the day. High blood pressure is from all this high-fat eating.” ~ Jack LaLanne
- “I went into a French restaraunt and asked the waiter, ‘Have you got frog’s legs?’ He said, ‘Yes,’ so I said, ‘Well hop into the kitchen and get me a cheese sandwich.'” ~ Tommy Cooper
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“The second mouse gets the cheese!” ~ Terry Pratchett
- “But I listen to live recordings of things that I did back in the ’70s and then how I’ve done things since. And there’s no doubt about it: if I compare the two, it’s like chalk and cheese.” ~ Rick Wakeman
- “For our first date, I made Ryan Hamburger Helper, which is basically what I grew up on. I make my own version of it now, with macaroni and cheese and hamburger meat. And the kids – it’s their favorite dinner.” ~ Reese Witherspoon
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“I loathe cheese, it makes me ill.” ~ Colin Baker
- “In baiting a mousetrap with cheese, always leave room for the mouse.” ~ Hector Hugh Munro
- “People don’t realize how much of this stuff you get by the end of the day. High blood pressure is from all this high-fat eating. Do you know how many calories are in butter and cheese and ice cream? Would you get your dog up in the morning for a cup of coffee and a donut? Probably millions of Americans got up this morning with a cup of coffee, a cigarette and a donut. No wonder they are sick and fouled up.” ~ Jack LaLanne
