These bad breath quotes will inspire you. Poor dental hygiene. If you don’t brush and floss daily, food particles remain in your mouth, causing bad breath.
Below you will find a collection of motivating, happy, and encouraging bad breath quotes, bad breath sayings, and bad breath proverbs.
Best Bad Breath Quotes
- “We should have a way of telling people they have bad breath without hurting their feelings. Well, I’m bored. Let’s go brush our teeth. Or, I’ve got to make a phone call. Hold this gum in your mouth.” ~ Brad Stine
- “A bad mood is like bad breath. Both are wrong to inflict onto others” ~ Dennis Prager
- “He found a new way to cover up his bad breath. He holds up his arms.” ~ Rodney Dangerfield
- “I don’t mean to be insolent. I’m truthful. I tell the truth and the truth sometimes hurts. For instance, you have bad breath, Lieutenant. I can smell it from here. It must offend a lot of people. That’s the truth. But how many people have told you that? Instead, they either lie or try to avoid your company.” ~ Robert Cormier
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“If you don’t want your dog to have bad breath, do what I do: Pour a little Lavoris in the toilet.” ~ Jay Leno
- “I can smell when someone has a cavity. It’s a very specific smell – not a bad-breath smell – but something that is really strong.” ~ Kim Kardashian
- “Another term for balloon is bad breath holder.” ~ Demetri Martin
- “Actors worry about bad breath, weight, receding hairlines and why their leading lady looks like their daughter.” ~ Matthew Ashford
- “Sentimentality and nostalgia are closely related. Kissing cousins. I have no time for nostalgia, though. Nostalgics believe the past is nicer than the present. It isn’t. Or wasn’t. Nostalgics want to cuddle the past like a puppy. But the past has bloody teeth and bad breath. I look into its mouth like a sorrowing dentist.” ~ Mal Peet
- “Love is the scent of a sleeping back, death a slight draft of bad breath.” ~ Richard Flanagan
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“Good manners and bad breath will get you nowhere.” ~ Elvis Costello
- “Champagne does have one regular drawback: swilled as a regular thing a certain sourness settles in the tummy, and the result is permanent bad breath. Really incurable.” ~ Truman Capote
- “What I might have considered good, good doesn’t mean every day is going to be perfect, you’re not going to have bad breath, your hair is going to be in the perfect place.” ~ Paula White
- “Todd? Are you still there?” “Yeah. I’m just trying to think of a good reason to continue our friendship.” I grinned. “Jealousy is so unattractive Todd.” “It would help if you could tell me one thing that’s wrong. One flaw. Bad breath? Warts? Some condition that requires anti fungal spray?” “Would chest hair be a flaw?” “Oh, yeah.” Todd sounded relieved.” I can’t stand a chest rug. You can’t see the chest cut.” ~ Lisa Kleypas
- “Harriet Jones: Did you notice when they fart, if you’ll pardon the word, it doesn’t just smell like a fart, if you’ll pardon the word, it’s something else. What is it? It’s more like, um… Rose Tyler: Bad breath. Harriet Jones: That’s it! The Doctor: Calcium decay. Now that Narrows it down!.. Calcium phosphate. Organic calcium. Living calcium. Creatures made out of living calcium. What else – what else? Hyphenated surnames. Yes! That narrows it down to one planet! Raxacoricofallapatorius! Mickey Smith: [sarcastically] Oh yeah, great! We can write ’em a letter.” ~ Russell T Davies
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“… if I invested in a mouthwash stock, bad breath would suddenly become popular.” ~ Phyllis Diller
- “And anyway, considering that her mother dies and her boyfriend’s spending a small fortune to get high off someone else’s bad breath, I’d say Sophie’s next in line for therapy.” ~ Rachel Vincent
- “If we cry more tears we will ruin the land with salt; instead let’s praise that which would distract us with despair. Make a song for death, a song for yellow teeth and bad breath” ~ Joy Harjo
- “If a man can make me laugh and stimulate me intellectually, then I wouldn’t mind if he was 4 ft. 8 in. with a huge belly. The only thing that would put me off is bad breath – but even that can be fixed. A bad personality isn’t so easy to fix.” ~ Olga Kurylenko
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“Coffee gives me bad breath.” ~ Norah Jones
- “Billy covered his head with his blanket. He always covered his head when his mother came to see him in the mental ward – always got much sicker until she went away. It wasn’t that she was ugly, or had bad breath or a bad personality. She was a perfectly nice, standard-issue, brown-haired, white woman with a high school education. She upset Billy simply by being his mother. She made him feel embarrassed and ungrateful and weak because she had gone through so much trouble to give him life, and to keep that life going, and Billy didn’t really like life at all.” ~ Kurt Vonnegut
- “Real orgies are never so exciting as pornographic books. In a volume by Pierre Louys all the girls are young and their figures perfect; there’s no hiccoughing or bad breath, no fatigue or boredom, no sudden recollections of unpaid bills or business letters unanswered, to interrupt the raptures. Art gives you the sensation, the thought, the feeling quite pure–chemically pure, I mean,… not morally.” ~ Aldous Huxley
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“Truth is scary. Truth has bad breath at times” ~ Ram Dass
- “When I say “dogs”, I’m talking about dogs, which are large, bounding, salivating animals, usually with bad breath. I am not talking about those little squeaky things you can hold on your lap and carry around. Zoologically speaking, these are not dogs at all; they are members of the pillow family.” ~ Dave Barry
- “Nobody wants to worship you if you have the same problems, the same bad breath and messy hair and hangnails, as a regular person. You have to be everything regular people aren’t. Where they fail, you have to go all the way. Be what people are too afraid to be. Become whom they admire. People shopping for a messiah want quality. Nobody is going to follow a loser. When it comes to choosing a savior, they won’t settle for just a human being.” ~ Chuck Palahniuk
- “I wouldn’t mind meeting some of the people I’ve attempted to portray from the olden, olden days. They probably would all have really terrible skin and horrible bad breath, and I’d have to give them an Altoid.” ~ Geoffrey Rush
