These Bar quotes will inspire you. Bar may refer to: Bar (establishment), Candy bar, etc.
Below you will find a collection of motivating, knowledgeable, and encouraging Bar quotes, Bar sayings, and Bar proverbs.
Best Bar Quotes
- “Getting over a painful experience is much like crossing monkey bars. You have to let go at some point in order to move forward.” ~ C. S. Lewis
- “Nothing anyone says in a bar is true.” ~ Mark Ruffalo
- “I want to get a vending machine, with fun-sized candy bars, and the glass in front is a magnifying glass. You’ll be mad, but it will be too late.” ~ Mitch Hedberg
- “I haven’t understood a bar of music in my life, but I have felt it.” ~ Igor Stravinsky
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“I write to discover what I think. After all, the bars aren’t open that early.” ~ Daniel J. Boorstin
- “Drawn by warm nostalgic feelings for the place and by two sweet little words: “Open Bar.”” ~ Bill Geist
- “Start early and begin raising the bar throughout the day.” ~ Bruce Jenner
- “Your voice, amplified to the degree where it reaches from one end of the country to the other, does not confer upon you greater wisdom than when your voice reached only from one end of the bar to the other.” ~ Edward R. Murrow
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“I don’t like jail, they got the wrong kind of bars in there.” ~ Charles Bukowski
- “Forget all the bars and schmoozing and everybody checking out everybody else. My ideal date would be to park in a dark place, check out the stars, and have a great conversation. When all else fails, you can just make out.” ~ Brooke Burke
- “Meanwhile after failing the bar twice, I knew some people in New York and moved here in August ’71.” ~ Robert Quine
- “The school-room sends men to the Legislature, to the bench, and the executive office. The bar-room sends them to the scaffold and hell.” ~ Thomas Jordan Jarvis
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“I don’t get much sense of reward from having discovered how to get the Foo card to coexist with the Bar card.” ~ Jamie Zawinski
- “Nowadays I get complaints about long drum solos, but in those days they wanted me to keep on going so they could go over to the bar and have a drink.” ~ Aynsley Dunbar
- “Kissing – and I mean like, yummy, smacking kissing – is the most delicious, most beautiful and passionate thing that two people can do, bar none. Better than sex, hands down.” ~ Drew Barrymore
- “In other words, the bar should be maintained at the level of a pluralistic and participatory democracy.” ~ Recep Tayyip Erdogan
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“A publisher who writes is like a cow in a milk bar.” ~ Arthur Koestler
- “Hemingway is terribly limited. His technique is good for short stories, for people who meet once in a bar very late at night, but do not enter into relations. But not for the novel.” ~ W. H. Auden
- “A girl came up to me in a bar and said she wanted to be my apple pie. I wish I’d said something cool, but I was stunned.” ~ Jason Biggs
- “If you’re middle-aged… where’re you going to go to meet someone? You’re not going to go to a bar, you’re not going to go to a nightclub, and there are the museums.” ~ Elizabeth Perkins
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“I don’t want to be that guy mumbling into his drink at a bar.” ~ Bill Murray
- “Twilight and evening bell, And after that the dark! And may there be no sadness of farewell, When I embark; For though from out our bourne of Time and Place The flood may bear me far, I hope to see my Pilot face to face When I have crossed the bar.” ~ Alfred Lord Tennyson
- “I don’t like being out in public too much. I don’t like going to bars. I don’t like doing celebrity stuff.” ~ Adam Sandler
- “Don’t drink in the hotel bar, that’s where I do my drinking.” ~ Casey Stengel
- “Two men look out the same prison bars; one sees mud and the other stars.” ~ Beck
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“The need to be right all the time is the biggest bar to new ideas.” ~ Edward de Bono
- “When I go to a bar, I don’t go looking for a girl who knows the capital of Maine.” ~ David Brenner
- “Oh, you hate your job? Why didn’t you say so? There’s a support group for that. It’s called everybody, and they meet at the bar.” ~ Drew Carey
- “Fear not; and the God of mercies grant a full gale and a fair entry into His kingdom, which may carry sweetly and swiftly over the bar, that you find not the rub of death.” ~ Donald Cargill
- “You know an odd feeling? Sitting on the toilet eating a chocolate candy bar.” ~ George Carlin
- “Her father guarded her, and she guarded herself; for there are no padlocks, bolts, or bars, that secure a maiden better than her own reserve.” ~ Miguel de Cervantes
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“I don’t look to jump over 7-foot bars: I look around for 1-foot bars that I can step over.” ~ Warren Buffett
- “I was in a bar and I said to a friend, ‘You know, we’ve become those 40-year-old guys we used to look at and say, ‘Isn’t it sad?'” ~ George Clooney
- “My guitar only has five strings ’cause the top one broke and I decided not to put it back on: when I play chords I only play bar chords, and the top one always used to cut me there.” ~ Brian Eno
- “To be human is to keep rattling the bars of the cage of existence, hollering, ‘What’s it for?'” ~ Robert Fulghum
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“We may have our private opinions but why should they be a bar to the meeting of hearts?” ~ Mahatma Gandhi
- “Yes; quaint and curious war is! You shoot a fellow down you’d treat if met where any bar is, or help to half-a-crown.” ~ Thomas Hardy
- “Where do murderers go, man! Who’s to doom, when the judge himself is dragged to the bar?” ~ Herman Melville
- “Henry Kissinger is the greatest living war criminal in the world today, with the blood of millions of people in Vietnam and Cambodia and Laos and Chile and East Timor on his hands. He will never appear in a court or be behind bars.” ~ George Galloway
- “Who can wonder at the attractiveness… of the bar, for our ambitious young men, when the highest bribes of society are at the feet of the successful orator?” ~ Marsilio Ficino
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“I’ve seldom seen a horny player walk into a bar and not let out exactly what he did for a living.” ~ Johnny Bench
- “I was in one bar band from 1965 to ’69, then I was in another one from 1970 to ’79 – a 9-year bar band!” ~ Eric Carr
- “Unfortunately or fortunately, in order to become acquainted with the idiom of country or rock music, it is necessary to occasionally play in a bar. Bars are a rehearsal place.” ~ Garth Hudson
- “I had just done what she does in the story just about a year earlier – I moved from New Jersey and came to New York and was working at a bar, and you know, trying to make it.” ~ Piper Perabo
- “The British feel of blues has been hard, rather than emotional. Far too much emphasis on 12 bar, too little attention to words, far too little originality.” ~ Alexis Korner
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“To the biographer, all lives bar none are dramatic constructions.” ~ Katharine Anthony
- “To be really happy, we must throw our hearts over the bar and hope that our bodies will follow.” ~ Graham Taylor
- “A complacent satisfaction with present knowledge is the chief bar to the pursuit of knowledge.” ~ B. H. Liddell Hart
- “I have been going to the gym instead of the bar, trying to get back down to my fighting weight.” ~ Gregg Allman
- “I’m not a boy now. I’m a man, I hope. I hope I’ve had my artistic bar mitzvah somewhere.” ~ Jeremy Piven
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“The FDA is redefining birth control as abortion. The FDA is setting the bar higher for this kind of drug.” ~ Patty Murray
- “I prepared five songs, I sang them, and he hired me. I started working about a month later at the piano bar.” ~ Bobby McFerrin
- “I tend to play a lot of blues things at home because most blues things are basically within a 12-bar pattern.” ~ Marc Bolan
- “You are welcome to your intellectual pastimes and books and art and newspapers; welcome, too, to your bars and your whisky that only makes me ill. Here am I in the forest, quite content.” ~ Knut Hamsun
- “I like to play in the low 70’s. If it gets any hotter than that I’ll stay in the bar!” ~ Bob Hope
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“I grew up doing live tours and playing in bars, so it was what I love to do.” ~ Jewel
- “I’m kind of a dork. I don’t have much game. I’m not particularly comfortable in bars or clubs. I much prefer being home playing Scrabble, having dinner with a couple friends, going to see a movie, or losing a whole weekend to Season 14 of Law and Order or The Simpsons.” ~ Wentworth Miller , Home bar quotes
- “The thing about drugs and sex is that you lose all your inhibitions. I’ve had sex in trains, planes, wine bars… and quite a few car parks!” ~ Robbie Williams
- “I was at a bar nursing a beer. My nipple was getting quite soggy.” ~ Emo Philips
- “But recently I began to feel that maybe I wouldn’t be able to do what I want to do and need to do with American musicians, who are imprisoned behind these bars; music’s got these bars and measures you know.” ~ Sun Ra
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“I’m more of a guy’s girl. I like having a beer in a bar, and I don’t bicker or sit down and do my nails.” ~ Zoe Saldana
- “I’m not comfortable being around too many people. I don’t like being out in public too much. I don’t like going to bars. I don’t like doing celebrity stuff. So most of the characters I play are people who don’t always feel comfortable beyond their small circle of friends.” ~ Adam Sandler
- “I’m too short to host a late-night talk show. It’s like the bar at an amusement park ride. You have to be six foot two or over.” ~ Jon Stewart
- “When You Are Old” WHEN you are old and grey and full of sleep, And nodding by the fire, take down this book, And slowly read, and dream of the soft look Your eyes had once, and of their shadows deep; How many loved your moments of glad grace And loved your beauty with love false or true, But one man loved the pilgrim soul in you, And loved the sorrows of your changing face; And bending down beside the glowing bars, Murmur, a little sadly, how Love fled And paced upon the mountains overhead And hid his face amid a crowd of stars.” ~ William Butler Yeats
- “Cold walls do not a prison make, nor iron bands a bondsman.” ~ Scott Lynch
