Barney Stinson is a fictional character portrayed by Neil Patrick Harris and created by Carter Bays and Craig Thomas for the CBS television series How I Met Your Mother (2005-2014). These Barney Stinson quotes will motivate you.
Best Barney Stinson Quotes
- “When I get sad, I stop being sad and be awesome instead.” – Barney Stinson
- “Step one, you start running. There is no step two.” – Barney Stinson
- “Look, our forefathers died for the ‘pursuit of happiness,’ okay? Not for the ‘sit around and wait of happiness.’ Now if you want, we can go to the same bar, drink the same beer, talk to the same people every day or you can lick the Liberty Bell. You can grab life by the crack and lick the crap out of it.” – Barney Stinson
- OK, here’s my thing —if gay guys start getting married, then suddenly the whole world’s gonna be doing it. That’s how it works: they start something, then six months later, everyone follows. Like…now everyone gets manicures.” – Barney Stinson
- “Here’s the mini-cherry on top of the regular cherry on top of the sundae of awesomeness that is my life.” – Barney Stinson
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“It’s time to let go of the fantasies. It’s time to grow up.” – Barney Stinson
- “Sometimes we search for one thing but discover another.” – Barney Stinson
- “Settling down is for losers and kids who never go out anymore.” – Barney Stinson
- “There are only a few truly great people on this planet and he is one of them.” – Barney Stinson
- “Maybe it’s destiny?” – Barney Stinson
- “When I let a day go by without talking you….. That day is just no good.” – Barney Stinson
- “I’VE GOT YOU, I DON’T NEED TO WAIT FOR IT ANYMORE.” – Barney Stinson
- “Underneath those lies is one true thing. One true thing that can support the weight of all the lies in the world, and that the fact that I love you.” – Barney Stinson
- “You are the love of my life. Everything I have and everything I am is yours. Forever.” – Barney Stinson, Barney Stinson quotes on love
- “Sometimes you fall for someone you didn’t expect, but that doesn’t make it wrong. Doesn’t everyone deserve to be happy?” – Barney Stinson
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“Sorry about your eye. I’m available.” – Barney Stinson
- “Hang on to this girl Ted – hang on and never let go.” – Barney Stinson
- “For a long time, deep down I felt sort of, broken? But I don’t feel that way anymore.” – Barney Stinson
- “I love everything about her, and I’m not a guy who says that lightly. I’m a guy who has faked love his entire life…” – Barney Stinson
- “You and Marshall belong together. The two of you have something most people search their whole lives for and never find.” – Barney Stinson
- “A lie is just a great story that someone ruined with the truth.” – Barney Stinson
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“Ted, if you have a crazy story, I was there. It’s just a law of the universe.” – Barney Stinson
- “ARTICLE 2 A Bro is always entitled to do something stupid, as long as the rest of his Bros are all doing it.” – Barney Stinson
- “ARTICLE 54 A Bro is required to go out with his Bros on St. Patty’s Day and other official Bro holidays, including Halloween, New Year’s Eve, and Desperation Day (February 13).” – Barney Stinson
- “ARTICLE 85 “If a Bro buys a new car, he is required to pop the hood when showing it off to his Bros. COROLLARY: His Bros are required to whistle, even if they have no idea what they’re whistling at.” – Barney Stinson
- “ARTICLE 41″ A Bro never cries. EXCEPTIONS: Watching Field of Dreams, E.T., or a sports legend retire.” – Barney Stinson
- “ARTICLE 120 “A Bro always calls another Bro by his last name. EXCEPTION: If a Bro’s last name is also a racial epithet.” – Barney Stinson
- “ARTICLE 130 “If a Bro learns another Bro has been in a traffic accident, he must first ask what type of car he collided with and whether it got totaled before asking if his Bro is okay.” – Barney Stinson
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“The Bro Code has been around for centuries. Nay, whatever’s more than centuries.” – Barney Stinson
- “Think of me like Yoda, but instead of being little and green I wear suits and I’m awesome. I’m your bro—I’m Broda!” – Barney Stinson, Barney Stinson quotes on suits
- “Article 100: “When pulling up to a stoplight, a Bro lowers his window so that all might enjoy his music selection.” – Barney Stinson
- “When wearing a baseball cap, a Bro may position the brim at either 12 or 6 o’clock. All other angles are reserved for rappers and the handicapped.” – Barney Stinson
- “Whatever you do in this life, it’s not legendary unless your friends are there to see it.” – Barney Stinson, Barney Stinson quotes on legendary friends
- “Do you have some puritanical hang-up on prostitution? Dude, it’s the world’s oldest profession.” – Barney Stinson
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“I wish men could have children on their own, like seahorses!” – Barney Stinson
- “Yeah! I’ve Got A “Guy” Guy!” – Barney Stinson
- “Don’t say you’re gonna kill someone in front of airport security. Not cool.” – Barney Stinson
- “There are only two reasons to date a girl you’ve already dated. Breast. Implants.” – Barney Stinson
- “I’m going to like the way I look. I guarantee it.” – Barney Stinson
- “One of the twenty-four similarities between girls and fish is that they’re both attracted to shiny objects. You really never read my blog, do you?” – Barney Stinson
- “The killer in a horror movie does not stand in front of the camp cabins with a bullhorn and shout, ‘Attention, unguarded teens! At 3:00 I will jump out of that closet and hack you to death with a machete. By the way, my only weakness is fire.” – Barney Stinson
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“I’m too far gone, I’m broken.” – Barney Stinson
- “I realized that I’m searching, searching for what I really want in life. And you know what? I have absolutely no idea what that is.” – Barney Stinson
- “Every Halloween, I bring a spare costume, in case I strike out with the hottest girl at the party. That way, I have a second chance to make a first impression.” – Barney Stinson
- “In my body, where the shame gland should be, there is a second awesome gland. True story.” – Barney Stinson
- “You can grab life by the crack and lick the crap out of it!” – Barney Stinson
- “Just…Ok?” – Barney Stinson
- “This, what you’re doing right now? I’m getting a De-rection.” – Barney Stinson
- “Ah you’re exquisite; you must let me paint you.” – Barney Stinson
- “People like being lied to. They just don’t like finding out they’ve been lied to.” – Barney Stinson
