These Candy quotes will inspire you. Candy, also called sweets, is a candy that contains sugar as the main ingredient. The category, called sugar candies, includes any sweet candy, including chocolate, chewing gum, and sugar candy. Vegetables, fruits, or nuts that have been glazed and coated with sugar are said to be candied.
For those with a sweet tooth, nothing hits the spot like a favorite candy. Get your favorites and save the collection of wise and humorous candy quotes.
Best Candy Quotes
- “I want to get a vending machine, with fun-sized candy bars, and the glass in front is a magnifying glass. You’ll be mad, but it will be too late.” ~ Mitch Hedberg
- “You can tell a lot about a fellow’s character by his way of eating jellybeans.” ~ Ronald Reagan
- “Sometimes I think that the one thing I love most about being an adult is the right to buy candy whenever and wherever I want.” ~ Ryan Gosling
- “Years are like candy bars… We’re paying more, but they’re getting shorter.” ~ Charles M. Schulz
- “You know an odd feeling? Sitting on the toilet eating a chocolate candy bar.” ~ George Carlin
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“Candy is dandy, but liquor is quicker.” ~ Ogden Nash
- “I feel like a human pinata. The disappointing thing is, no candy is going to spill out.” ~ Katie Couric
- “Knowledge was like candy: you never turned it down, especially if you didn’t have to work too hard to get it.” ~ Robert Liparulo, Candy quotes knowledge
- “The holy land was supposed to be spotless, a serious equivalent of Disneyland in which not a single candy wrapper is to stay on the ground for more than a few minutes.” ~ Marvin Olasky
- “I ought to of shot that dog myself, George. I shouldn’t ought to of let no stranger shoot my dog.” ~ John Steinbeck
- “But if they ever saw a sunrise on a mountain morning/Watched those cotton candy clouds roll by/They’d know why I live beneath these Western Skies.” ~ Chris LeDoux
- “People get passionate about a song. It’s been my experience if you put out radio candy, something commercial, it doesn’t sell records.” ~ Trace Adkins
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“Licorice is the liver of candy.” ~ Michael O’Donoghue
- “I am a cynical optimist. Big opening weekends are like cotton candy. The films you will remember over time are the films that stick in the consciousness of the audience in a good way.” ~ Robert Redford
- “I’m fishing for men with a certain kind of bait, and the bait that I am offering is not a candy; it’s a very specific thing that I’m offering, which is a deep gospel and a deep conversion.” ~ Larry Norman
- “It seems like a totally gratuitous myth to tell people a giant rabbit comes round at night leaving candy in a haphazard way around the house… and the cover shows the bunny caught in the act.” ~ Todd Rundgren
- “More men than women like ‘Strangers With Candy’. Pretty girls don’t like the show. They don’t like to see an ugly lady.” ~ Amy Sedaris
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“I feel that my ear candy is a little different from the ear candy most people are receiving right now.” ~ Bubba Sparxxx
- “Canada has given us John Candy and Martin Short and Bill Shatner and Lord knows how many other wonderful performers.” ~ Jamie Farr
- “I wasn’t good at being affable. You get beyond that and realize the attraction in any human being has more to do with what they give to someone rather than just being face candy.” ~ Alison Moyet
- “Most American Jews came from the lower middle classes, and therefore they brought with them not a lot of Jewish culture. The American Jewish story starts with Ellis Island and the candy store in the Bronx.” ~ Arthur Hertzberg
- “No candy bars unless I’ve had a low blood sugar where I’m shaky” ~ Mary Tyler Moore
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“I can’t be the candy queen forever.” ~ Katy Perry
- “John Candy knew he was going to die. He told me on his 40th birthday. He said, well, Maureen, I’m on borrowed time.” ~ Maureen O’Hara
- “I had an awful first quarter but I picked it up. To all you single guys out there, it’s not how you start the date, it’s how you finish it, sir. A lot of people can, you know, start the date with flowers and candy, but if you don’t finish the date – you know what I mean?” ~ Shaquille O’Neal
- “I had a lot of fun working with John Candy. We had a pretty good rapport.” ~ Harold Ramis
- “A lot of people like lollipops. I don’t like lollipops. To me, a lollipop is hard candy plus garbage. I don’t need a handle. Just give me the candy.” ~ Demetri Martin
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“Working with Candy Bergen was really wonderful.” ~ Jacqueline Bisset
- “I’ve always loved words. I ate up all the books I could get my hands on, and when I couldn’t get books, I read candy wrappers and labels on cereal and toothpaste boxes.” ~ Judy Holliday
- “Candy is my fuel. Ice cream, too.” ~ Jane Smiley
- “Because we have so much eye candy and mind candy, spending so much time trying to pay the rent, all of this conspires to keep us from thinking too hard or taking action from that. Our time is stolen. So much of our daily life is stolen.” ~ Lydia Lunch
- “My father was in the civil service. I can remember standing in a bus shelter in the pouring rain, and that we were allowed candy floss at the end of the holiday if we had behaved.” ~ Honor Blackman
- “This Halloween, the most popular mask is the Arnold Schwarzenegger mask. And the best part? With a mouth full of candy you will sound just like him.” ~ Conan O’Brien, Halloween Candy quotes
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“All the candy corn that was ever made was made in 1911.” ~ Lewis Black
- “Making movies is eating candy. It’s a very expensive candy, so you value when you can do it. So when you can do it twice at once, it’s like, you know, a kid in a candy store!” ~ Phillip Noyce
- “I started eating healthier. I actually gave up fast food. I gave up candy and potato chips and everything else. I started watching what I ate.” ~ Ryan Lochte
- “I have a hard time defending the production of candy, given that it is basically crack for children and makes them dependent in unwholesome ways.” ~ Steve Almond
- “Parents shouldn’t assume children are made out of sugar candy and will break and collapse instantly. Kids don’t. We do.” ~ Maurice Sendak
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“The depth of John Candy’s talent did surprise me. He was one of my all-time favorite leading men.” ~ Maureen O’Hara
- “If you put a Mars bar in one of Glenn Hughes’ hands and a bass in the other, he’ll choose the Mars bar.” ~ Gary Moore
- “Me. I like to have fun. I’m like a kid in a candy story out there.” ~ Lamar Odom
- “There’s no denying that candy is comfort food and it’s affordable.” ~ Dylan Lauren
- “Stick to life, just like a baby sticking to a candy!” ~ Mehmet Murat Ildan
- “How far is the light of the moon from the moon? How far is the taste of candy from the lip?” ~ Rumi
- “I don’t want someone shoving his views down my throat, unless they’re covered in a crunchy candy shell.” ~ Stephen Colbert
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“In my version of paradise, the air was always cold and the rivers ran with candy.” ~ Amanda Lindhout
- “Life is like Candyland, there are many paths to take, sometimes you run into Lord Licorice but the end will always be Candy Castle.” ~ Jack Barakat
- “These heels are candy for the feet; they’re for pleasure, not practicality.” ~ Christian Louboutin
- “JUST LIKE CANDY is a delicious, decadent treat.” ~ Cheyenne McCray, Delicious Candy quotes
- “I always say that candy is the perfect studio food – it keeps your energy going.” ~ Nick Cannon
- “I’m really into good nutrition and keeping healthy! That said, I’m also addicted to candy – It’s my biggest weakness.” ~ Kina Grannis
- “One can live without candy, but one cannot live without bullets.” ~ Kim Jong Il
- “When I was a kid at first I wanted to own a candy shop. I guess every kid wants to – we just want to have access – free access.” ~ Franka Potente
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“Advertising shouldn’t be like medicine. It should be like candy.” ~ Jeff Goodby
- “Then on your tombstone, where you only get a little bit of space to sum up your life, some wax-faced creep chisels a set of meaningless numbers instead of poetry or a secret love or the name of your favorite candy. In the end, all you get is a few words.” ~ Scott Nicholson
- “You make me feel like a candy apple, red and horny.” ~ Paula Cole
- “When you’re walking in, basically like a kid a candy store, to a project where there’s an endless canon of material, you have to step back from it as a self-indulgence. You have to look at it neutrally.” ~ Josh Groban
- “I love chocolate. I love chocolate ice cream. I love chocolate candy. The darker the better.” ~ Nancy Pelosi
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“If you eat one less candy bar or donut a day, you’re doing your body some good.” ~ Louise Hay
- “Few men in their 70s looked as good as my father did. What was his secret? Genes, maybe, since he didn’t exercise or diet, and he kept a candy drawer, drank a pot of black coffee every day, and read in the middle of the night. Still, he took such joy in being a dad – and in life in general – and his happiness showed.” ~ Jennifer Grant
- “I was sort of like a kid in a candy store, realizing it was fun making beats without the perceived burden that every track I did had to be a some progressive sample masterpiece. It was nice to blow off steam and work on those songs. For me, that’s what ‘The Outsider’ was about in general: forget everything, I’m just gonna follow my own music, and make the music I want to make.” ~ DJ Shadow
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“Change your mind about playing doctor?” “No, but I hear candy-striper uniforms are pretty cute.” ~ Rachel Vincent
- “I don’t really have one type favorite type of candy. When I was younger we used to always go to the rich neighborhoods where they give out the big candy bars, not the little fun-sized ones. We’d go back two and three times, hit them again and again. They didn’t care and we loved it.” ~ Tony Harrison
- “I don’t want people to feel like they’d overdosed on too much candy.” ~ Mat McNerney
- “Truth-tellers are not always palatable. There is a preference for candy bars.” ~ Gwendolyn Brooks
