These cheeseburger quotes will inspire you. A cheeseburger is a hamburger topped with cheese.
Below you will find a collection of motivating, happy, and encouraging cheeseburger quotes, cheeseburger sayings, and cheeseburger proverbs.
Best Cheeseburger Quotes
- “Life is too short to miss out on the beautiful things like a double cheeseburger.” ~ Channing Tatum
- “Man who invented the hamburger was smart; man who invented the cheeseburger was a genius.” ~ Matthew McConaughey
- “It’s important to keep a balanced diet, but I’m not a fan of deprivation. If I want a cheeseburger, I am not only going to eat that cheeseburger, but I’m going to enjoy that cheeseburger.” ~ Heidi Klum
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“Sometimes I thank God… for cheeseburgers.” ~ Garth Brooks
- “I try to eat healthy. But sometimes, though, I eat cheeseburgers. Thats good for the soul. I make sure to balance everything out. I drink tons of water.” ~ Gal Gadot
- “Me and my cheeseburgers are insane.” ~ Naya Rivera
- “I’m all about fashion, cheeseburgers and bright-red lipstick.” ~ Scarlett Johansson
- “Cheeseburger in paradise!” ~ Jimmy Buffett
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“Oh, loneliness and cheeseburgers are a dangerous mix.” ~ Matt Groening
- “Some decisions are obviously much more inconsequential than others. For example, let’s say you choose the blue shirt over the red one; not much is likely to change. Red meat over white meat once a week won’t likely make a huge difference in your health. But if you believe that grilled chicken is healthier than a cheeseburger, your lunch choice might cause you to pause; especially if you know that the cheeseburger also comes with fries and a large chocolate shake.” ~ Craig Groeschel
- “I eat a cheeseburger with French fries almost every day.” ~ Cameron Diaz
- “I take pleasure in the little things. Double cheeseburgers, those are good, the sky ten minutes before it rains,the moment your laugh turns into a cackle. And I sit here, and smoke my Camel straights, and I ride my own melt.” ~ Ethan Hawke
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“Shane Warne’s idea of a balanced diet is a cheeseburger in each hand” ~ Ian Healy
- “Keep climbing,’ he told himself. ‘Cheeseburgers,’ his stomach replied. ‘Shut up,’ he thought. ‘With fries,’ his stomach complained.” ~ Rick Riordan
- “I can’t be on the cheeseburger diet all the time.” ~ Bobby Flay
- “It was almost enough to make me turn vegetarian, except for the pesky fact that I loved cheeseburgers.” ~ Rick Riordan
- “Consider the biggest animals on the planet: elephants, and buffaloes, and giraffes. These are vegetarian animals. They grow to thousands of pounds of muscle and bone without ever eating cheeseburgers and pepperoni pizzas.” ~ Michael Klaper
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“You dont have to eat a whole cheeseburger, just take a piece of the cheeseburger.” ~ Guy Fieri
- “I’m an absolute connoisseur of cheeseburgers and like to think that I can detect even mere percentages of shift in fat content in ground meat in a burger and can actually name the temperature to which it was actually cooked to the degree if I’m, you know, really on my game.” ~ Alton Brown
- “I want a cheeseburger so badly, but I have to be a vampire in a few weeks.” ~ Kristen Stewart
- “I don’t even have money for a cheeseburger!” ~ Allen Iverson
- “I think it’s too soon to say that, and I think, basically – most of the people that I ran across and most of the studies that I saw suggest people don’t go to McDonald’s to eat healthy food. They go to eat fries and cheeseburgers.” ~ Michael Specter
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“I could still eat a cheeseburger if I wanted to. I just can’t have them every day.” ~ Drew Carey
- “Yes, a cheeseburger and fries is probably my favourite meal. But I don’t eat ground beef anymore.” ~ Eric Schlosser
- “McDonalds used to be my favorite place to eat, until my metabolism changed in my late 30s. Before that, I would have no hesitation about walking into McDonalds and getting two cheeseburgers and fries and enjoying every last bite.” ~ Andy Cohen
- “James Dean taught me not to speed, River Phoenix taught me not to DO speed, and Marlon Brando taught me to slow down on the cheeseburgers.” ~ Emile Hirsch
- “‘Educational’ refers to the process, not the object. Although, come to think of it, some of my teachers could easily have been replaced by a cheeseburger.” ~ Terry Pratchett
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“I like pizza and I like cheeseburgers a lot and I like Chicago food a lot.” ~ Jake M. Johnson
- “I would kill for a cheeseburger. Honestly. If I stumbled across someone eating a cheeseburger, I would kill them for it.” ~ Rick Yancey
- “I don’t eat vegetables. I only eat food like cheeseburgers, Spam, hot dogs and pizza.” ~ Art Donovan
- “I’m going to grab a cheeseburger,” I told Patch. “Want anything?” “Nothing on the menu.” I smiled. “Why, Patch, are you flirting with me?” ~ Becca Fitzpatrick
- “I love cheeseburgers and chocolate – milk, not dark, and hot chocolate with marshmallows in the winter!” ~ Nina Dobrev
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“I could have made a fortune in cheeseburgers, but I finally chose politics.” ~ Francois Hollande
- “Perhaps one feels more pain when parents are there. It’s like when you’re hungry, you know, it’s worse to get a symbol of a cheeseburger than no cheeseburger at all. It doesn’t do you any good, you know.” ~ Yoko Ono
- “He’s getting dumped. And he doesn’t even know it yet. He’s probably eating a cheeseburger or flossing or picking up his dry cleaning, and he has no idea. No inkling.” ~ Sarah Dessen
- “Corporations! It’s like there are these gigantic monsters living among us, and we don’t mind that they’re monsters because when we look at them they smile and hand us cheeseburgers. That’s nuts.” ~ Max Barry
- “That’s why I’m glad Jesus died when he did. Because if he lived to be 40, he would have ended up like Elvis. He was famous already at that point. If he lived to be 40, he’d be walking around Jerusalem with a big fat beer gut and black side burns going, Damn, I’m the son of God. Give me a cheeseburger and french fries right now.” ~ Denis Leary
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“You think I’d cheat on you?” I demanded with all the innocent outrage I could muster. “With another guy, no. With a cheeseburger . . . in a heartbeat.” ~ Lisa Kleypas
- “You know what ambrosia tastes like? It tastes like all the things you can’t eat on Weight Watchers. Cheeseburgers, sugar cookies, regular freaking ice cream instead of, like, ice cream that’s made out of air and human hope.” ~ John Green
- “I’m good with a grill. I like to make cheeseburgers – I once read in a David Goodis crime novel that you’re only supposed to flip a burger once.” ~ Noah Baumbach
- “One of the teams (Tennessee) that jumped us had the same game that we had. They’re down, they’re playing at home and they win by a field goal. Another team (Florida) that jumped us wasn’t even playing. They were home eating cheeseburgers and they end up jumping us. That befuddles me.” ~ Charlie Weis
- “He just raised the dead with coke and cheeseburgers” ~ Rick Riordan
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“I like cheeseburgers too much to be a model.” ~ Laurie Halse Anderson
- “My weakness is pizza, any form of carbohydrate. I like junk carbohydrates, I like cheap greasy cheeseburgers, quality french fries.” ~ Mary Tyler Moore
- “I’m a Midwesterner! Not being able to have a cheeseburger once in a while would be torture!” ~ Jessica Capshaw
- “I want to be a rebellious McDonald’s owner. Cheeseburgers… NOPE… we got spaghetti!” ~ Mitch Hedberg
- “The first American word that I learned was cheeseburger. And the first sentence I learned was, “I’m sorry but we don’t serve breakfast after 12 o’clock.”” ~ Callan McAuliffe
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“I’m on a health kick! I’m drawn to cheeseburgers, so I’ve got to just try and keep it on an even keel.” ~ Emily Blunt
- “I was kosher until I had my Bar Mitzvah, and I parlayed officially becoming a man into telling my father I wanted to eat cheeseburgers.” ~ Zach Braff
- “As soon as somebody farts around me, I think it’s hilarious. This is something my brothers did that now the boys at work are obsessed with. You cup it, and then you throw it in someone’s face and say, ‘Take a bite out of that cheeseburger!'” ~ Jennifer Lawrence
- “I go to the gym whenever I can. I actually have to eat to keep the weight on when I am working because I tend to lose too much weight. I like to workout. I don’t cook. Not really, I like good restaurants. And sometimes I get back from work and it is too late to eat dinner so I just go straight to bed and I wake up the next morning starving and have to eat cheeseburgers for the pure energy. But in general I am a pretty healthy eater.” ~ Rebecca Romijn
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“Myrnin:I could murder a cheeseburger right now Oliver:focus ya fool” ~ Rachel Caine
- “As guilty and fun as it is to go through a drive-thru and get a cheeseburger or whatever, I just feel like you can make your own burger at home. You know what’s going into it. You know where it came from. And it’s just easy to go back and forth to those drive-thrus. Just kick that habit!” ~ Julianne Hough
- “Like a jerk, I went to a nutritionist and I ate the most repulsive, awful things. I didn’t allow myself to eat chocolate cake and french fries and cheeseburgers.” ~ Sally Field
- “Hollywood, to hear some writers tell it, is the place where they take an author’s steak tartare and make cheeseburger out of it. Upon seeing the film, they say, the author promptly cuts his throat, bleeding to death in a pool of money.” ~ Fletcher Knebel
- “My favorite meal to make for myself is meatloaf.I prepare the the ground beef (I don’t use anything else) and flatten it out so it’s about 1/2 inch thick, then I spread shredded cheddar all over it, then I roll it up. It’s amazing. Like a big cheeseburger.” ~ Tim Gunn
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“Are we going to be a services power? The double-cheeseburger-hold-the-mayo kings of the world?” ~ Lee Iacocca
- “I realized that Judaism required me to give up something that meant too much to me…Bacon cheeseburgers.” ~ Shawnee Smith
- “The Mars Polar Lander cost the average American the price of half a cheeseburger. A human lander would cost the average American more – perhaps even ten cheeseburgers! So be it. That is no great sacrifice.” ~ Jonah Goldberg
- “In restaurants where they serve frog’s legs, what do they do with the rest of the frog? Do they just throw it away? You never see “frog torsos” on the menu. Is there actually a garbage can full of frog bodies in the alley? I wouldn’t want to be a homeless guy looking for an unfinished cheeseburger and open the lid on that” ~ George Carlin
- “When I’m not working I’m a slug – a full slug. I am not good at the in-between. I’m either fever-pitched or want to just pass out on a beach with a really sleazy book and eat a cheeseburger.” ~ Michael Kors
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“Im a McDonalds girl – several times a week. Usually the two-cheeseburger combo meal.” ~ Nikki Cox
- “Before you open the lunch menu or order that cheeseburger or consider eating the cake with the frosting intact, haul out the psychic calculator and start tinkering with the budget.” ~ Caroline Knapp
- “A lot of people think I’m snotty. So what? They never asked me out when I was serving cheeseburgers.” ~ Cathy Moriarty
- “I would fly to Los Angeles just for a cheeseburger with pickles and extra tomatoes from In-N-Out.” ~ Zoe Kravitz
