These Coffee quotes will inspire you. Coffee is a brewed drink prepared from roasted coffee beans, the seeds of berries from certain Coffea species.
Below you will find a collection of motivating, happy, and encouraging Coffee quotes, Coffee sayings, and Coffee proverbs.
Best Coffee Quotes
- “Should I kill myself, or have a cup of coffee?” ~ Albert Camus
- “Coffee is a language in itself.” ~ Jackie Chan
- “And you became like coffee,
in the deliciousness,
and the bitterness,
and the addiction.” ~ Mahmoud Darwish 
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“No matter what historians claimed, BC really stood for ‘Before Coffee’.” ~ Cherise Sinclair
- “What goes best with a cup of coffee? Another cup.” ~ Henry Rollins
- “Sometimes it is the smallest thing that saves us: the weather growing cold, a child’s smile, and a cup of excellent coffee.” ~ Jonathan Carroll
- “Ah, coffee. The sweet balm by which we shall accomplish today’s tasks.” ~ Holly Black
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“Coffee, It’s the lifeblood that fuels the dreams of champions!” ~ Mike Ditka
- “Given enough coffee, I could rule the world” ~ Terry Pratchett
- “Coffee is real good when you drink it gives you time to think. It’s a lot more than just a drink; it’s something happening. Not as in hip, but like an event, a place to be, but not like a location, but like somewhere within yourself. It gives you time, but not actual hours or minutes, but a chance to be, like be yourself, and have a second cup.” ~ Gertrude Stein
- “Coffee – the favorite drink of the civilized world.” ~ Thomas Jefferson
- “Black as the devil, hot as hell, pure as an angel, sweet as love.” ~ Charles Maurice de Talleyrand
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“I’ll read my books and I’ll drink coffee and I’ll listen to music, and I’ll bolt the door.” ~ J. D. Salinger
- “I have measured out my life with coffee spoons.” ~ T. S. Eliot
- “Coffee makes us severe, and grave and philosophical.” ~ Jonathan Swift
- “I like coffee because it gives me the illusion that I might be awake.” ~ Lewis Black
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“Caffeine is my shepherd; I shall not doze. It maketh me to wake in green pastures: It leadeth me beyond the sleeping masses. It restoreth my buzz.” ~ Bob Phillips
- “I had some dreams, they were clouds in my coffee.” ~ Carly Simon
- “If you want to improve your understanding, drink coffee.” ~ Sydney Smith
- “No coffee can be good in the mouth that does not first send a sweet offering of odor to the nostrils.” ~ Henry Ward Beecher
- “Once you wake up and smell the coffee, it’s hard to go back to sleep.” ~ Fran Drescher
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“I would rather suffer with coffee than be senseless.” ~ Napoleon Bonaparte
- “Coffee is a fleeting moment and a fragrance.” ~ Claudia Roden
- “Television is not real life. In real life, people actually have to leave the coffee shop and go to jobs.” ~ Bill Gates
- “Ah! How sweet coffee tastes! Lovelier than a thousand kisses, sweeter far than muscatel wine!” ~ Johann Sebastian Bach , Coffee quotes with love
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“When we drink coffee, ideas march in like the army” ~ Honore de Balzac
- “Coffee in England always tastes like a chemistry experiment.” ~ Agatha Christie
- “As soon as coffee is in your stomach, there is a general commotion. Ideas begin to move…similes arise, the paper is covered. Coffee is your ally and writing ceases to be a struggle.” ~ Honore de Balzac
- “The morning cup of coffee has an exhilaration about it which the cheering influence of the afternoon or evening cup of tea cannot be expected to reproduce.” ~ Oliver Wendell Holmes Sr.
- “Ah, that is a perfume in which I delight; when they roast coffee near my house, I hasten to open the door to take in all the aroma.” ~ Jean-Jacques Rousseau
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“Drink coffee! Do stupid things faster and with more energy!” ~ Darynda Jones
- “I am a coffee fanatic. Once you go to proper coffee, you can’t go back. You cannot go back.” ~ Hugh Laurie
- “It is inhumane, in my opinion, to force people who have a genuine medical need for coffee to wait in line behind people who apparently view it as some kind of recreational activity.” ~ Dave Barry
- “To do good work one must eat well, be well housed, have one’s fling from time to time, smoke one’s pipe, and drink one’s coffee in peace” ~ Vincent Van Gogh
- “Without my morning coffee, I’m just like a dried-up piece of roast goat.” ~ Johann Sebastian Bach
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“I don’t know how people live without coffee, I really don’t.” ~ Martha Quinn
- “To me, the smell of fresh-made coffee is one of the greatest inventions.” ~ Hugh Jackman
- “Espresso is to Italy, what champagne is to France.” ~ Charles Maurice de Talleyrand
- “The coffee is prepared in such a way that it makes those who drink it witty: at least there is not a single soul who, on quitting the house, does not believe himself four times wittier that when he entered it.” ~ Baron de Montesquieu
- “Good communication is just as stimulating as black coffee, and just as hard to sleep after.” ~ Anne Morrow Lindbergh
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“I like coffee exceedingly.” ~ H. P. Lovecraft
- “Adventure in life is good; consistency in coffee even better.” ~ Justina Chen
- “I never laugh until I’ve had my coffee.” ~ Clark Gable
- “If this is coffee, please bring me some tea; but if this is tea, please bring me some coffee.” ~ Abraham Lincoln
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“We want to do a lot of stuff; we’re not in great shape, we didn’t get a good night’s sleep, we’re a little depressed. Coffee solves all these problems in one delightful little cup.” ~ Jerry Seinfeld
- “The powers of a man’s mind are directly proportional to the quantity of coffee he drank.” ~ James Mackintosh
- “I like cappuccino, actually. But even a bad cup of coffee is better than no coffee at all.” ~ David Lynch
- “Starbucks says they are going to start putting religious quotes on cups. The very first one will say, ‘Jesus! This cup is expensive!'” ~ Conan O’Brien
- “I can’t imagine a day without coffee. I can’t imagine!” ~ Howard Schultz
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“Wake up and smell the coffee.” ~ Ann Landers
- “In Seattle, you haven’t had enough coffee until you can thread a sewing machine while it’s running.” ~ Jeff Bezos
- “Coffee doesn’t need a menu, it needs a cup. That’s all it needs! Maybe a saucer underneath the cup — that’s it.” ~ Denis Leary
- “Come on, don’t you ever stop and smell the coffee?” ~ Justina Chen
- “I’d never met coffee that wasn’t wonderful. It was just a matter of how wonderful it was.” ~ Laurell K. Hamilton
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“Coffee is the official beverage of culture.” ~ Andrea Illy
- “A ruler must learn to persuade and not to compel… he must lay the best coffee hearth to attract the finest men… a good ruler has to learn his world’s language… it’s different for every world… the language of the rocks and growing things… the language you don’t hear just with your ears… the Mystery of Life… not a problem to solve, but a reality to experience… Understanding must move with the flow of the process.” ~ Frank Herbert
- “The influence of coffee in stimulating the genital organs is notorious.” ~ John Harvey Kellogg
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“Me and a book is a party. Me and a book and a cup of coffee is an orgy.” ~ Robert Fripp
- “I see no purpose in Bad Coffee, Bad Wine, or Insincere friends.” ~ Edward L. Morse , Coffee quotes with friends
- “If you think you have it tough, read history books.” ~ Bill Maher
