These fat quotes will inspire you. Fat is a natural oily or greasy substance occurring in animal bodies, especially when deposited as a layer under the skin or around certain organs.
A collection of motivating, happy, and encouraging fat quotes, fat sayings, and fat proverbs.
Famous Fat Quotes
- “The reason fat people are happy is that the nerves are well protected.” ~ Luciano Pavarotti
- “So to me, fat just seems to be right to the point and the most descriptive way to say it.” ~ Camryn Manheim
- “Almost everything I do is related to being fat.” ~ Camryn Manheim
- “I have lived my life in a culture that hates fat people.” ~ Camryn Manheim
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“I’ve always thought of fat as just a descriptive word” ~ Camryn Manheim
- “Every day of my life, I feel fat. It’s not correct thinking in the natural, normal human being’s way of life.” ~ Angie Everhart , Feeling fat quotes
- “Thin people are beautiful, but fat people are adorable.” ~ Jackie Gleason
- “Politics: where fat, bald, disagreeable men, unable to be candidates themselves, teach a president how to act on a public stage.” ~ Jimmy Breslin
- “A boxer’s diet should be low in fat and high in proteins and sugar. Therefore you should eat plenty of lean meat, milk, leafy vegetables, and fresh fruit and ice cream for sugar.” ~ Gene Tunney
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“Chicken fat, beef fat, fish fat, fried foods – these are the foods that fuel our fat genes by giving them raw materials for building body fat.” ~ Neal Barnard
- “Outside every fat man there is an even fatter man trying to close in.” ~ Kingsley Amis
- “If you eat something and get fat, you should be responsible for it. I think that is the attitude of the great majority of Americans, that you should be responsible for what you eat.” ~ Vic Snyder
- “Fat is one of the chief enemies of the heart because it has to be plentifully supplied with blood and thus needlessly increases the pumping load that the heart must sustain.” ~ Gene Tunney
- “Fat is a way of saying no to powerlessness and self-denial.” ~ Susie Orbach
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“I was rather a fat little boy.” ~ Cyril Cusack
- “I would just like to say that opera is no longer about fat people in breastplates shattering wine glasses.” ~ Lesley Garrett
- “These are the people who do studies that your carry-out Chinese meals are saturated in fat. I’d just like to meet them! I mean, what do they do for pleasure?” ~ Robert M. Parker, Jr.
- “He asked why and I said, ‘Because Gwyneth has a fat suit, my wife has a fat suit – I don’t get a fat suit?’ He looked at me and said, ‘You mean you don’t have one on?'” ~ Joe Viterelli
- “Watching Italian opera, all those male sopranos screeching, stupid fat couples rolling their eyes about. That’s not love, it’s just rubbish.” ~ Peter Shaffer
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“Paul Newman is not a very good pool player.” ~ Rudolf Wanderone
- “Some women have said, ‘Gee, here I am getting involved with this fat guy, what will people think of me?’ But they were converted and sometimes surprised.” ~ Daniel Pinkwater
- “You’re either too fat or too thin. You just can’t win.” ~ Natalie Imbruglia
- “I know I’m fat and I know my hair is straight, but I can sing.” ~ Kate Smith
- “About the only other thing I’d want would be a wider neck. My fingers are so fat that sometimes I deaden the string next to the one I’m fretting.” ~ Terry Kath
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“No fashion has ever been created expressly for the lean purse or for the fat woman: the dressmaker’s ideal is the thin millionaires.” ~ Katharine Fullerton Gerould
- “Guns will make us powerful; butter will only make us fat.” ~ Hermann Goring
- “Opera? Just what the world needs: more fat women screaming.” ~ Peter Boyle
- “Then I did Mystic Pizza, just to do something I wasn’t fat in.” ~ Vincent D’Onofrio
- “I like fat people more then I like thin people, things are always a lot more funnier when they happen to fat people.” ~ Lloyd Kaufman
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“Writing for me is cutting out the fat and getting to the meaning.” ~ James McBride
- “No one on this Earth knows how old I am.” ~ Rudolf Wanderone
- “The women all want to dance. I dance all night every night.” ~ Rudolf Wanderone
- “Americans like fat books and thin women.” ~ Russell Baker
- “Because muscle is heavier than fat, dancers weigh more than you might think, but they are usually very lean.” ~ Deborah Bull
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“Whoso will pray, he must fast and be clean, And fat his soul, and make his body lean.” ~ Geoffrey Chaucer
- “I still consider myself a little, fat kid from Hawaii.” ~ Robert Kiyosaki
- “If you want to ask about my drug problem, go ask my big, fat, smart, ten pound daughter, she’ll answer any questions you have about it.” ~ Courtney Love
- “It’s okay to be a fat man. It’s prestige and power and all of that. But fat women are seen as just lazy and stupid and having no self-control.” ~ Camryn Manheim
- “None of us wanted to be the bass player. In our minds he was the fat guy who always played at the back.” ~ Paul McCartney
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“If you are young and you drink a great deal it will spoil your health, slow your mind, make you fat – in other words, turn you into an adult.” ~ P. J. O’Rourke
- “I’m fat, but I’m thin inside… there’s a thin man inside every fat man.” ~ George Orwell
- “We feel it’s unacceptable to be fat, when it has nothing to do with who the person actually is.” ~ Gwyneth Paltrow
- “You can be fat and love yourself. You can be fat and have a great damn personality. You can be fat and sew your own clothes. But you can’t be fat and healthy.” ~ Susan Powter
- “Tall, sandy blonde, with sort of blue eyes, skinny in places, fat in others. An average gal.” ~ Uma Thurman
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“Their diet is basically boiled vegetables, fish and rice. No fat, no sugar. You notice when you live there that there are no fat people.” ~ Arsene Wenger
- “I’m not overweight. I’m just nine inches too short.” ~ Shelley Winters
- “If you don’t know what it is, don’t mess with it.” ~ Fats Waller
- “A lot of fellows nowadays have a B.A., M.D., or Ph.D. Unfortunately, they don’t have a J.O.B.” ~ Fats Domino
- “I recently had my annual physical examination, which I get once every seven years, and when the nurse weighed me, I was shocked to discover how much stronger the Earth’s gravitational pull has become since 1990.” ~ Dave Barry
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“When we lose twenty pounds… we may be losing the twenty best pounds we have! We may be losing the pounds that contain our genius, our humanity, our love and honesty.” ~ Woody Allen
- “I’ve always been known as the fat kid from Stand By Me.” ~ Jerry O’Connell
- “I’m still the fat kid from high school who never had a date.” ~ Nathan Lane
- “God, I’m just a fat bald guy, 60 years old, singing the blues, you know?” ~ Joe Cocker
- “I don’t want to play the fat guy or the friend for the rest of my life” ~ Sean Astin , Fat quotes in life
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“When I was larger, people said I was fat. Now that I’ve lost weight, they say I died.” ~ Luther Vandross
- “I have a chef who makes sure that I’m getting the right amounts of carbs, proteins and fats throughout the day to keep me at my max performance level.” ~ Barry Bonds
- “It is impossible for our working people to maintain their full strength if they do not succeed in obtaining a sufficient supply of fat, allotted to them on a proper basis.” ~ Paul von Hindenburg
- “I don’t believe in low-fat cooking.” ~ Nigella Lawson
- “I may have exaggerated a bit when I said that 80 percent of the top 100 women are fat pigs. What I meant to say was 75 percent of the top 100 women are fat pigs” ~ Richard Krajicek
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“So easy, when you know how.” ~ Fats Waller
- “Congealed fat is pretty much the same, irrespective of the delicacy around which it is concealed.” ~ Clement Freud
- “What pisses me off is when I’ve got seven or eight record company fat pig men sitting there telling me what to wear.” ~ Sinead O’Connor
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“Muscle and water is critical in burning fat.” ~ Lee Haney
- “I consider anybody who weighs over 200 pounds fat, and time was when I could not refrain from telling such people so.” ~ Gloria Swanson
- “There’s now a Fat Tony doll, which cracks me up. But you feel honored that they asked you to do a voice.” ~ Joe Mantegna
Fat something in excess or (of a person or animal) having a large amount of excess flesh.
