These hassle quotes will inspire you. Hassle, irritating inconvenience, or harass; pester.
A collection of motivating, happy, and encouraging hassle quotes, hassle sayings, and hassle proverbs.
Best Hassle Quotes
- “Two roads diverged in a wood, I took the one less travelled I’m patient so that’s one less hassle If I dream it, I can live it I’ve seen the light with vivid imagery I need to write with fits of energy But it’s hard tryin’ to get where I’m goin’ Without a hint or an omen It’s too late to turn around Perseverance, gotta learn it now But I’m stubborn how Am I supposed to survive this rollercoaster hurtlin’ to the ground?” ~ Danny Denzongpa
- “You should definitely have a travel agent. Why go through all the hassle of dealing with airlines, hotels, and rental-car agencies yourself, only to see the arrangements get all screwed up, when with just a single phone call you can have a trained professional screw them up for you?” ~ Dave Barry
- “I advise you to say your dream is possible and then overcome all inconveniences, ignore all the hassles and take a running leap through the hoop, even if it is in flames.” ~ Les Brown
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“Your pain has a purpose. Your problems, struggles, heartaches, and hassles cooperate toward one end-the glory of God.” ~ Max Lucado
- “Customers who have to come back and spend, or customers who just don’t want the hassle of leaving – those are the ones who are most worth attracting.” ~ Margaret Heffernan
- “Because our daughters have school and it’s just such a hassle going down to New York all the time, we can really only go on the weekends, we kind of… Steve came up here and worked out stuff for the second half of the record.” ~ Kim Gordon
- “Our mother’s first gift to us comes at the moment we are born, because Mom, as she will subsequently remind us over and over, gives us the Gift of Life Like many of the gifts we receive from our mothers, the Gift of Life usually doesn’t fit properly and is almost never returnable without a major hassle.” ~ Linda Sunshine
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“The amount of hassle involved in travel can be overwhelming.” ~ Paul Theroux
- “I was never part of that cliquey girl drama. Most of my friends were guys growing up, so I was never part of that whole toxic energy. It seemed like way too much hassle.” ~ Aimee Teegarden
- “I was always matching wits with authority. Pondering over my past and present hassles, I began to wonder why my life had taken the direction it had. What cosmic forces had led me to this precise moment that saw me, once again, dancing on the rim of the volcano? The answers started to come to me as my life flashed before my eyes. I think it all started when I was arrested as a pyromaniac.” ~ Bill Lee
- “When I’m awake, I don’t want to go to sleep. I don’t want the hassle of turning the light off, putting my head down and then all the thoughts. I don’t want all those thoughts… thoughts feed on thoughts feed on thoughts feed on thoughts feed on thoughts and I’m: ‘I don’t want this’. I have to knock myself out to go to sleep.” ~ Robbie Williams
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“Treating your users as co-developers is your least-hassle route to rapid code improvement and effective debugging.” ~ Eric S. Raymond
- “What I really remember is that people camped out everywhere, and the fact everybody expected it might turn into a big nightmare with all sorts of hassles because back in those days everybody was smoking pot and taking acid.” ~ Johnny Ramistella
- “I’m a big man and I like big dogs…. The dogs kept growing until only one of us could get in the elevator. It caused enough hassles so they finally kicked me out of my apartment.” ~ Wilt Chamberlain
- “Deep in the wild mountains, is a strange marketplace,where you can trade the hassle and noise of everyday life, for eternal Light.” ~ Milarepa
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“It’s a huge headache – the more money you have, the more hassles. I find money very uncomfortable.” ~ Upamanyu Chatterjee
- “When I’m in my studio, it usually feels like a hassle to actually press all the buttons and make music come out the other end.” ~ Max Tundra
- “If this glorious birth to death hassle is the only hassle we are ever to have ..if our grand exhilarating fight of life is such a tragically short little scrap anyway,compared to the eons of rounds before and after-then why should one want to relinquish even a few precious seconds of it?” ~ Ken Kesey
- “If I see someone I’m in awe of I’m like, ‘Oh my God. Oh. My. God.’ But on the outside I’m very calm. I’d never run up and hassle anyone.” ~ Nikki Sanderson
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“I like writing non-fiction – and when you pick a [non-fiction] subject, it saves you the hassle of coming up with a plot.” ~ Richard Hell
- “So let’s not pretend that travel is always fun. We don’t spend 10 hours lost in the Louvre because we like it, and the view from the top of Machu Picchu probably doesn’t make up for the hassle of lost luggage. (More often than not, I need a holiday after my holiday.) We travel because we need to, because distance and difference are the secret tonic of creativity. When we get home, home is still the same. But something in our mind has been changed, and that changes everything.” ~ Jonah Lehrer
- “Ideally, our rules should be formed in such a fashion that an ordinary helpful kind thoughtful person doesn’t really even need to know the rules. You just get to work, do something fun, and nobody hassles you as long as you are being thoughtful and kind.” ~ Jimmy Wales
- “Going out is such a hassle. The singles club scene where you sit down, talk, get to know each other, hang out-it’s such a big ordeal.” ~ Brian Austin Green
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“Any society where it’s a crime or a hassle to be different is a society based on psychological fascism.” ~ David Icke
- “I masturbate. A lot. And yet, I don’t floss because it’s too much of a hassle. Ten seconds of joy over a lifetime of tooth decay, that’s what I’ve chosen.” ~ Jon Stewart
- “Take your energy – instead of losing it in all the little hassles and all the little battles you could have fought with opponents who didn’t matter.” ~ Frederick Lenz
- “Being a football manager is no fun at all. You have to put up with all the hassle. It is not surprising that so many turn grey or have heart attacks.” ~ Ruud Gullit
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“It’s just hassle of having friends and family an’ that.” ~ Karl Pilkington
- “Computer hacking really results in financial losses and hassles. The objectives of terrorist groups are more serious. That is not to say that cyber groups can’t access a telephone switch in Manhattan on a day like 9/11, shut it down, and therefore cause more casualties.” ~ Kevin Mitnick
- “If your memory was OK you could descend upon on a bookshop – a big enough one so that the staff wouldn’t hassle a browser – and steal the contents of books by reading them. I drank down 1984 while loitering in the ‘O’ section of the giant Heffers store in Cambridge. When I was full I carried the slopping vessel of my attention carefully out of the shop.” ~ Francis Spufford
- “You’re going to have to settle on one eventually. Why not save us both the hassle, close your eyes and point. Whoever you’re pointing at will be our winner.” “I’ve played that game once before. Ended up–” Paris shuddered. “Never mind. It’s not good to wander down that particular memory trail. So no. Just no.” ~ Gena Showalter
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“Avocados, it’s a food that ain’t worth injuring yourself for. If it’s a hassle to get into, leave it to the experts.” ~ Karl Pilkington
- “July 4 is the perfect day to relax. It also provides a very good chance to spend quality time with friends and family since everyone is able to get away from the hassles of everyday life, such as work.” ~ Colin Chapman
- “Eventually, Americans would be stuck with government-run health care whether they like it or not. That’s when the worst scenario would take shape, with Americans subjected to bureaucratic hassles, hours spent on hold waiting for a government service rep to take a call, restrictions on care, and, yes, lifesaving treatment and lifesaving surgeries denied or delayed.” ~ Mitch McConnell
- “Instead of preaching the good news that sinners can be made righteous in Christ and escape the wrath to come, the gospel has degenerated into the pretext that we can be happy in Christ and escape the hassles of life.” ~ Ray Comfort
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“Making music is a total hassle, really.” ~ Max Tundra
- “The truth is few people “think” big and even fewer “play” big. Why? Because “big” often means big responsibilitie s, big hassles and big problems. They look at that “bigness” and shrink. They’re smaller than their problems. They back away from challenges. Ironically, they back themselves into the biggest problem of all … being broke, or close to it.” ~ T. Harv Eker
- “After trying several unreliable web site hosts, I signed up with NitroTek and was pleased to discover there is a reliable, easy to work with service available to individuals and companies who want to keep a solid presence on the net. NitroTtek is a helpful, no-hassles company to work with.” ~ Lesley Choyce
- “Most of my colleagues go on backpacking trips when they have to do some thinking. I go to a good hardware store and head for the oiliest, dustiest corners… If they’re really good, they don’t hassle me. They let me wander around and think. Young hardware clerks have a lot of hubris. They think they can help you find anything… Old hardware clerks have learned the hard way that nothing in a hardware store ever gets bought for its nominal purpose. You buy something that was designed to do one thing, and you use it for another.” ~ Neal Stephenson
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“Our theaters, our museums, our culture. We have everything New York has without the hassles.” ~ Jesse Ventura
- “Look at the Bethlehem birth. A king ordered a census. Joseph was forced to travel. Mary, as round as a ladybug, bounced on a donkey’s back. The hotel was full. The hour was late. The event was one big hassle. Yet, out of the hassle, hope was born. It still is.” ~ Max Lucado
- “I don’t like hassles. But I love Christmas because it reminds us how “God causes everything to work together for the good of those who love God” (Rom. 8:28 NLT).” ~ Max Lucado
- “We’d done a couple of road trips with my big chair, and it was such a hassle if we didn’t have the van with the foldout ramp. I figured: There’s got to be some option that I can use on the go. Now I can go anywhere with my friends, which is a big, life-changing thing. I can sit on it for as long as I need to.” ~ Zach Anner
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“Considering all the legal hassle child stars can be, I won’t be surprised when they are phased out by CGI children voiced by adult actors.” ~ Mara Wilson
- “I know there’s a lot of talk about self-publishing right now. Everyone’s giddy with the possibilities. And I’ll admit that it looks good on paper: sell your books directly and keep a bigger chunk of the profit for yourself. No rejection letters. No hassle with agents. Sounds good, right?” ~ Patrick Rothfuss , No hassle quotes
- “Sooner or later, the ones who told you that this isn’t the way it’s done, the ones who found time to sneer, they will find someone else to hassle. Sooner or later, they stop pointing out how much hubris you’ve got, how you’re not entitled to make a new thing, how you will certainly come to regret your choices. Sooner or later, your work speaks for itself. Outlasting the critics feels like it will take a very long time, but you’re more patient than they are.” ~ Seth Godin
- “Housework hassles go on, are never resolved, and will probably extend into the afterlife (‘Why am I the one who takes the clouds to the dry cleaners?’).” ~ Marni Jackson
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“I am not a villain. I’m an only-child narcissist monster, but I wish no ill, nor do I wish for world domination; what a hassle that would be!” ~ John Hodgman
- “I don’t think I’d be a party girl [even if I were] in college. When I was in high school, I remember seeing girls crying in the bathroom every Monday about what they did at a party that weekend. I never wanted to be that girl crying in the bathroom. But there are certain things that I would like to do but can’t. Sometimes I don’t get invited to things because my friends know it’s going to be a hassle to take me.” ~ Taylor Swift
- “The lowest stress environment is the radio show. I am not on camera and I can let the music do the talking. The rest is more highly pressurized or in the case of writing, time-intensive task. I say yes to all of it and like all of it but the radio show, by nature of what it is, is the least hassle.” ~ Henry Rollins
- “I should have my own show by now. Yeah. How many damn sitcoms does Kelsey Grammer need? How many more stupid Housewives do they need throwing tables and limbs at each other. Yeah, I guess I need to take off my artificial leg and throw it at Vanderpump. I like doing live shows – it’s just getting to them that’s a hassle. Doing films is fun too … a good film … but there’s a lot of waiting around.” ~ Judy Tenuta
