These Kleenex quotes will inspire you. Kleenex is an absorbent disposable paper tissue.
A collection of motivating, happy, and encouraging Kleenex quotes, Kleenex sayings, and Kleenex proverbs.
Famous Kleenex Quotes
- “It’s just another of Robin’s sayings. Like, ‘Holy strawberries, Batman, we’re in a jam! Or, Holy Kleenex, Batman, it was right under our nose and we blew it!” ~ Karen Marie Moning
- “I love being manipulated by what I see. I love weepies and romantic comedies where you’re reaching for the Kleenex at the right moment.” ~ Nick Cave
- “Men should be like Kleenex, soft, strong and disposable.” ~ Cher
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“The earth is a used Kleenex on the universe’s nightstand.” ~ Colin Quinn
- “If there is no God, who pops up the next Kleenex?” ~ Art Hoppe
- “I went to a funeral recently, and they handed out Kleenex before the funeral. Which I thought was cocky.” ~ Mike Birbiglia
- “I haven’t left the house without a packet of Kleenex in my back pocket for as long as I can remember. Whenever I start thinking I’m incredibly cool, the packet of Kleenex in my back pocket brings me right back down to earth.” ~ Josh Radnor
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“But you’re so helpless sometimes. It’s like watching a kitten with its head trapped in a Kleenex box.” ~ Rainbow Rowell
- “[With “Summer Sisters” the publisher] sent me on a big book tour. And it was the most wonderful professional experience of my life. I mean it was like Kleenex on every table wherever I was, friends patting friends on the back and they’d cry and I’d cry.” ~ Judy Blume
- “Say no more,” Leif interrupted. “I understand. I will simply have to kill them all myself.” -“There he goes again. I’m telling you, Danny Elfman would love to get hold of those lines.” -“Not John Williams?” -“If you’ve got some hopelessly overmatched heroes fighting evil and some Imperial types marching, John Williams is your guy. You need a song to make people reach for a box of Kleenex, talk to Randy Newman. But if you want creepy atmospherics and spine-shivering chords to back up your casual death threats, you gotta bring in Danny Elfman.” ~ Kevin Hearne
- “I am a futility. The life of prayer begins with that. And God is not a comfort, to be offered like Kleenex. God is a poisoned sea, with broken syringes washing up on the beach. God is shopping malls stretching to the horizon and warplanes in the sky. God is a flat tire in a rainstorm and beer cans in the ditch, a bottle shattered on a highway and the taste of gunmetal in your mouth.” ~ Tim Farrington
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“How can a nation be called great if its bread tastes like kleenex?” ~ Julia Child
- “Just how could a nation often be great if it’s bread tastes want Kleenex.” ~ Julia Child
- “Amen,’ I exclaim, accidentally spitting out a Raisinet. I pick up the chocolate with a Kleenex and stuff it in my purse. Ten bucks says a month from now I’ll have forgotten about it and will finally have said heart attack when I assume a rat shat in there.” ~ Jen Lancaster
- “After applying foundation and a little blush, dust your face with translucent powder, then mist skin with a rosewater spray and lay a Kleenex over for a second. It makes your face seem flawless in a way that looks as if you aren’t wearing any makeup.” ~ Liv Tyler
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“I learned just by going around. I know all about Kleenex factories, and all sorts of things.” ~ Anne, Princess Royal
- “Depression is all about if you loved me you would. As in, if you loved me you would stop doing your schoolwork, stop going out drinking with your friends on a Saturday night, stop accepting starring roles in theater productions, and stop doing everything besides sitting here by my side and passing me Kleenex and aspirin while I lie and creak and cry and drown myself and you in my misery.” ~ Elizabeth Wurtzel
- “Good call. A second drag and your next stop’s the wastepaper basket – and not to toss your kleenex, true.” ~ J.R. Ward
- “Leo took out a pen and autographed the arm of one of the nymphs. “Narcissus is a loser! He’s so weak, he can’t bench-press a Kleenex. He’s so lame, when you look up lame on Wikipedia, it’s got a picture of Narcissus—only the picture’s so ugly, no one ever checks it out.” ~ Rick Riordan
