These luggage quotes will inspire you. Luggage, suitcases, or other bags in which to pack personal belongings for traveling.
A collection of motivating, happy, and encouraging luggage quotes, luggage sayings, and luggage proverbs.
Best Luggage Quotes
- “Traveling is like flirting with life. It’s like saying, ‘I would stay and love you, but I have to go; this is my station.” ~ Lisa St. Aubin de Terán
- “Let your memory be your travel bag.” ~ Aleksandr Solzhenitsyn
- “Memories are who we are. In the end, that’s all the luggage you take with you. Love and Memories are what last.” ~ Kristin Hannah
- “Don’t let your luggage define your travels, each life unravels differently.” ~ Shane Koyczan
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“I love flying. I’ve been to almost as many places as my luggage.” ~ Bob Hope
- “Lost luggage is just an opportunity to start afresh.” ~ Chris Evans
- “I never travel without my diary. One should always have something sensational to read in the train.” ~ Oscar Wilde
- “When it comes to luggage, I am an under packer.” ~ Pharrell Williams
- “To travel is to discover that everyone is wrong about other countries.” ~ Aldous Huxley
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“Running through airports with pounds of luggage – that’s a good workout.” ~ Rachel McAdams
- “If anybody here has trouble with the concept of design humility, reflect on this: It took us 5,000 years to put wheels on our luggage.” ~ William McDonough
- “I haven’t been everywhere, but it’s on my list.” ~ Susan Sontag
- “Never have anyone else carry your luggage. Pack only what you need.” ~ Karen Finerman
- “The scientific theory I like best is that the rings of Saturn are composed entirely of lost airline luggage.” ~ Mark Russell
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“Did you ever notice that the first piece of luggage on the carousel never belongs to anyone?” ~ Erma Bombeck
- “The journey of a thousand miles begins with a cash advance.” ~ Alton Brown
- “I have found out that there ain’t no surer way to find out whether you like people or hate them than to travel with them.” ~ Mark Twain
- “So let’s not pretend that travel is always fun. We don’t spend 10 hours lost in the Louvre because we like it, and the view from the top of Machu Picchu probably doesn’t make up for the hassle of lost luggage. (More often than not, I need a holiday after my holiday.) We travel because we need to, because distance and difference are the secret tonic of creativity. When we get home, home is still the same. But something in our mind has been changed, and that changes everything.” ~ Jonah Lehrer , Luggage quotes travel
- “The federal government said today they’ve begun training sessions for airport security workers to provide what they call more customer satisfaction to the travels, they want to make it easier for us. They’re instructing security guards to glance at your luggage tags so that they can call you by your first name. Isn’t that creepy? The guy touching your wife, calling her by her first name.” ~ Jay Leno
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“The journey of a thousand miles begins with a single step. Watch your step.” ~ Thomas S. Monson
- “I’ve learned that you can tell a lot about a person by the way (s)he handles these three things: a rainy day, lost luggage, and tangled Christmas tree lights.” ~ Maya Angelou
- “Orville Wright said to his brother, “Wilbur, you were only in the air for 12 seconds. How could my luggage be in Cleveland?”” ~ Red Buttons
- “I want to travel on a train that smells like snowflakes. I want to sip in cafes that smell like comets. Under the pressure of my step, I want the streets to emit the precise odor of a diamond necklace. I want the newspapers I read to smell like the violins left in pawnshops by weeping hobos on Christmas Eve. I want to carry luggage that reeks of the neurons in Einstein’s brain. I want a city’s gases to smell like the golden belly hairs of the gods. And when I gaze at a televised picture of the moon, I want to detect, from a distance of 239,000 miles, the aroma of fresh mozzarella.” ~ Tom Robbins
- “Life is a journey, and one thing’s for sure: You don’t see many hearses with luggage racks on them. We’re privileged to be here, so instead of just using God’s resources, we should leave the place a little better than we found it – or at least leave it the same.” ~ Joel Cunningham
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“If you reject the food, ignore the customs, fear the religion and avoid the people, you might better stay home.” ~ James A. Michener
- “There ain’t no surer way to find out whether you like people or hate them than to travel with them. – Mark Twain, author Making the team is one thing, becoming a team is another.” ~ Graham Lowe
- “Although he travels all day, the sage never loses sight of his luggage carts.” ~ Laozi
- “At the other end of the scale I was there with a whole lot of young British athletes so I was getting to see them take their first steps on the international ladder. I’d like to think maybe in five years time I’ll look back and I’ll forget all about the lost luggage and I’ll forget about the horrible hotel, but I’ll remember these wonderful athletes stepping onto the track for the first time.” ~ Jill Douglas
- “Time is the only luxury. It’s the only thing you can’t get back. If you lose your luggage – I’m not gonna say the obvious brand of luggage that I’d normally say because I’ve got a meeting with them soon – if you lose your expensive luggage at the airport, you can get that back. You can’t get the time back.” ~ Kanye West
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“Why buy good luggage? You only use it when you travel.” ~ Yogi Berra
- “I used to think that nails-down-a-chalkboard was the worst sound in the world. Then I moved on to people-eating-cereal-on-the-phone. But only this week did I stumble across the rightful winner: it’s the sound of a baggage carousel coming to a grinding halt, having reunited every passenger on your flight with their luggage, except for you.” ~ Sloane Crosley
- “The extra luggage of indiscriminate dreams, desires and attachments will make your life’s journey miserable.” ~ Mata Amritanandamayi
- “Believe me, I’ve done my time travelling the world in cramped conditions and carrying my own luggage. Now my leisure is summers in the south of France or the Hamptons, walking in Connemara, and year-round shopping in Manhattan and Paris.” ~ Anne Robinson
- “How subtle is the relationship between the traveler and his luggage! He knows, as no one else knows, its idiosyncrasies, its contents … and always some small nuisance which he wishes he had not brought; had known, indeed, before starting that he would regret it, but brought it all the same.” ~ Vita Sackville-West
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“Everybody sooner or later has to drop the luggage and the baggage of illusions.” ~ Carlos Santana
- “The Concorde is great. It gives you three extra hours to find your luggage.” ~ Bob Hope
- “The avarice of the old: it’s absurd to increase one’s luggage as one nears the journey’s end.” ~ Marcus Tullius Cicero
- “The Prime Minister has an absolute genius for putting flamboyant labels on empty luggage.” ~ Aneurin Bevan
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“Aphorisms are literature’s hand luggage. Light and compact, they fit easily into the overhead compartment of your brain.” ~ James Geary
- “How will I ever get out of this labyrinth!” In reality, “How will I ever get out of this labyrinth!” were probably not Simon Bolivar’s last words (although he did, historically, say them). His last words may have been “Jose! Bring the luggage. They do not want us here.” The significant source for “How will I ever get out of this labyrinth!” is also Alaska’s source, Gabriel Garcia Marquez’s The General in his Labyrinth.” ~ John Green
- “Kids didn’t have huge backpacks when I was their age. We didn’t have backpacks at all. Now it seemed all the kids had them. You saw little second-graders bent over like sherpas, dragging themselves through the school doors under the weight of their packs. Some of the kids had their packs on rollers, hauling them like luggage at the airport. I didn’t understand any of this. The world was becoming digital; everything was smaller and lighter. But kids at school lugged more weight than ever.” ~ Michael Crichton
- “You think when someone you love passes away, everything becomes clearer, that your priorities and perspectives align in a way they’ve never aligned before because of the sobriety of it all. But it doesn’t. Those revelations just become skewed and distorted until you’re forced to rewrite them entirely. You can’t walk straight on a new path when you have too much luggage on your back. You just keep swerving, trying to find a way to accommodate the weight, but it’s all dead and you know it’s going to take you down. The only answer is to reroute.-Emma” ~ Rachel Wade
- “Talk about meeting your soul mate … I truly feel I have been given that gift. And believe me, I wasn’t some lightweight package. I’m, like, the package that didn’t just come with luggage – I had trunks.” ~ Demi Moore
- “So many people always try to help me carry my luggage and help me do things I can do myself. If I can do it myself, I’m going to do it myself. I’m not going to let other people do it for me, and I think that’s a big part of where I came from. I’m not a real prissy girl.” ~ Carrie Underwood
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“Frank once slipped something into the pocket of a luggage handler at the airport and said: “Have a drink on me.” The luggage handler later found out it was a tea bag.” ~ Frank Carson
- “Dearest Charles– I found a box of this paper at the back of a bureau so I must write to you as I am mourning for my lost innocence. It never looked like living. The doctors despaired of it from the start… I am never quite alone. Members of my family keep turning up and collecting luggage and going away again, but the white raspberries are ripe. I have a good mind not to take Aloysius to Venice. I don’t want him to meet a lot of horrid Italian bears and pick up bad habits. Love or what you will. S.” ~ Evelyn Waugh
- “I think that the history of rock could be recycled in a different way and brought back into focus without the luggage that comes along with it.” ~ David Bowie
- “My grandmother refused to concede that any member of the family died of natural causes. An uncle’s cancer in middle age occurred because all the suitcases fell off the luggage rack onto him when he was in his teens, and so forth. Death was an acquired characteristic.” ~ Renata Adler
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“A lively faith will bear aloft the mind, and leave the luggage of good works behind.” ~ John Dryden
- “My fascination with images open 24 hrs. is based on the complex interlocking if disparate facts heated pool that have no respect for grammar. The form then Denver 39 is second hand to nothing. The work then has a chance to electric service become its own cliché. Luggage. This is the inevitable fate fair ground of any inanimate object freightways by this I mean anything that does not have inconsistency as a possibility built in.” ~ Robert Rauschenberg
- “I know every time I fly, I get checked twice: they stop me at security, and then, they get me again at the gate. And last time, it was so bad, they actually made me go through the machine with the luggage.” ~ Wanda Sykes
- “Whenever I say I made a record in the garage, people just assume that I have, like, a Lear jet parked in there or something. But really there’s old luggage, a couple of bikes. It’s big enough to put one minivan in. That’s it. No dartboard. I’m so not macho.” ~ Dave Grohl
- “I’ve been racking my brain. I’ve been trying to figure out how Bob Dole’s luggage got on my airplane…I told the doctor, I said, ‘Look, I’m worried about the next election.’ … A misunderstanding.” ~ Rush Limbaugh
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“Christian is going to be the strongest man in the NBA next year, because all he’s been doing all summer is carrying around the luggage for 11 guys.” ~ Charles Barkley
- “I personally go to the airport looking like a homeless person, because I think people will leave me alone. But I dress myself with my luggage – all my luggage matches.” ~ Andre Leon Talley
- “Humor is not about problems with airline luggage handlers. It’s about our lives in America and it’s about the ends of our lives and it’s about everything that happens after that and everything that happened before.” ~ Garrison Keillor
- “It’s always a happy day when YYZ appears on our luggage tags.” ~ Neil Peart
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“United Airlines: Passengers are our worst enemy. We’re not too fond of luggage either.” ~ David Letterman
- “Things on the whole are faster in America; people don’t stand for election, they run for office. If a person says he’s sick, it doesn’t mean regurgitating, it means ill. Mad means angry, not insane. Don’t ask for the left-luggage; it’s called a checkroom.” ~ Jessica Mitford
- “I think I sort of realized it was an international thing when we went to South Korea for The Fast [and the Furious] 6 premiere. We knew nothing about South Korea, and we came through the sliding doors [at the airport] with my luggage and there were like 60 fans with Luketeer banners: “We’re your Korea Luketeers.” It was like, wow, this is amazing.” ~ Luke Evans
- “I was in China this year and I spent three weeks there with no luggage, in a really not very nice place and without anything except my passport and my wallet. You’re a long way from home and you’ve got no phone and you can’t get in touch with anybody.” ~ Jill Douglas
- “I was in Antwerp – which, I had about 20 shows left at that point – and a guy said, “That’s Dave Attell’s.” Also, Antwerp was my smallest audience, so the guy was right there. I was like, “What?” He said, “Dave Attell does a bit about, ‘Why are there luggage stores in the airport?'” I had never seen that, and I would never ever, ever, ever – please believe me – I would never lift material from somebody ever, and certainly not knowingly.” ~ David Cross
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“Travelling, I worry about luggage, prices, and strange food. At home, I am free to broaden my mind by thinking about the higher things.” ~ Mason Cooley
- “I love Tumi because of the lifetime guarantee. And their luggage is just so solid. Looks good. Versatile. My carry-on bag is Tumi. My hanging bag is Tumi. My big suitcase is Tumi. All black. Love it.” ~ Mark Teixeira
- “US Airways made an $8 billion bid for Delta, including $4 billion in cash and $4 billion in lost luggage.” ~ Andy Borowitz
