These Pizza quotes will inspire you. Pizza is a large circle of flatbread baked with cheese, tomatoes, and sometimes meat and vegetables.
A collection of motivating, happy, and encouraging Pizza quotes, Pizza sayings, and Pizza proverbs.
Best Pizza Quotes
- “Pizza is a circle. Pizza is my life. Pizza is the circle of life.” ~ Ed Sheeran
- “Where there is power, there is resistance.” ~ Michel Foucault
- “You better cut the pizza in four pieces because I’m not hungry enough to eat six.” ~ Yogi Berra
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“Anyone who says that money cannot buy happiness has clearly never spent their money on pizza.” ~ Andrew W.K.
- “There’s no better feeling in the world than a warm pizza box on your lap.” ~ Kevin James
- “Every pizza is a personal pizza if you try hard and believe in yourself.” ~ Bill Murray
- “You can do irrefutably impossible things with the right amount of planning and support from intelligent and hardworking people and pizza.” ~ Scott M. Gimple
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“Pizza makes me think that anything is possible.” ~ Henry Rollins
- “We live in an era where pizzas show up faster than the police.” ~ Claude Chabrol
- “But magic is like pizza: even when it’s bad, it’s pretty good.” ~ Neil Patrick Harris
- “I am deliberate and afraid of nothing.” ~ Audre Lorde
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“Without question, the greatest invention in the history of mankind is beer. Oh, I grant you that the wheel was also a fine invention, but the wheel does not go nearly as well with pizza.” ~ Dave Barry
- “Ideas are like pizza dough, made to be tossed around.” ~ Anna Quindlen
- “I think of dieting, then I eat pizza.” ~ Lara Stone
- “I want to be as famous as midnight. As powerful as a gun. As loved as a pizza.” ~ Macy Gray
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“Art’s for art. Money’s for pizza.” ~ Tim McGraw
- “And I don’t cook, either. Not as long as they still deliver pizza.” ~ Tiger Woods
- “Everybody loves dogs. They’re the pizza of the animal kingdom.” ~ Stephen Colbert
- “On Venus, you could cook a 16-inch pepperoni pizza in seven seconds, just by holding it out to the air. (Yes, I did the math.)” ~ Neil deGrasse Tyson
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“We’re mostly macrobiotic, but sometimes I take the family out for a pizza.” ~ John Lennon
- “I just want to be in my sweats, walk my dog, watch TV and eat pizza.” ~ America Ferrera
- “For the first time ever, overweight people outnumber average people in America. Doesn’t that make overweight the average then? Last month you were fat, now you’re average – hey, let’s get a pizza!” ~ Jay Leno
- “I tore myself away from the safe comfort of certainties through my love for truth – and truth rewarded me.” ~ Simone de Beauvoir , Pizza quotes love
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“My weakness is pizza, any form of carbohydrate. I like junk carbohydrates, I like cheap greasy cheeseburgers, quality french fries.” ~ Mary Tyler Moore
- “As far as I’m concerned, progress peaked with frozen pizza.” ~ Bonnie Bedelia
- “I’m not God but if I were God, ¾ of you would be girls, and the rest would be pizza and beer.” ~ Axl Rose
- “It’s fair to say that the Bible contains equal amounts of fact, history, and pizza.” ~ Penn Jillette
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“All food starting with p is comfort food: pasta, potato chips, pretzels, peanut butter, pastrami, Pizza, pastry.” ~ Sara Paretsky
- “If you can’t feed a team with two pizzas, it’s too large.” ~ Jeff Bezos
- “Fine art and pizza delivery: what we do falls neatly in between.” ~ David Letterman
- “There’s a pizza place near where I live that sells only slices. In the back, you can see a guy tossing a triangle in the air.” ~ Steven Wright
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“I’m a huge pasta and pizza lover. I can eat those every single day.” ~ Shay Mitchell
- “There is no place for grief in a house which serves the Muse.” ~ Sappho
- “I’ve never not finished a masturbatory session or a pizza. Those are the two things I’ve never left behind.” ~ Adam Carolla
- “I am a glutton. I’ll eat whatever is there. Pizza. I love hot dogs anywhere. I’ve got nothing against any of that. If I feel like eating, I eat. I don’t feel guilty about it at all.” ~ Jacques Pepin
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“Home in bed listening to the rain getting ready to order a pizza. Sounds like a song till the last part.” ~ Gabriel Iglesias
- “I will never understand the appeal of the Hawaiian pizza.” ~ Judd Winick
- “You get to where you kind of like it, and It’s a habit That’s hard to break. I still find myself sittin’ in a cafe, like a pizza parlor.” ~ Chris LeDoux
- “I have my Master’s Degree but I learned more at my dinner table than any class I ever took. My dad would come home from the sweat factory and put the money on the table and say Mea, here is some money for insurance and food and we always had that little extra for Friday night pizza at Barcelona’s.” ~ Dick Vitale
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“We’ve got a wood-burning pizza oven in the garden – a luxury, I know, but it’s one of the best investments I’ve ever made.” ~ Gwyneth Paltrow
- “Every two months, I allow myself a splurge day where I eat thick, doughy pizza from Pizzeria Uno or an ice cream sundae from my store with birthday-cake ice cream, Marshmallow Fluff, and toppings mixed in.” ~ Dylan Lauren
- “Mind and spirit together make up that which separates us from the rest of the animal world, that which enables a man to know the truth and that which enables him to die for the truth.” ~ Edith Hamilton
- “I think one of my favorite things to do is just lock myself up in a small room and listen to music and watch films for a day. Also, I just like seeing my friends. We have pizza parties which means I get four friends round, we eat a pizza and we’re really lazy and we play PlayStation.” ~ Daniel Radcliffe
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“A fan sent me a letter and a $10 bill. It’s a short letter – all she said was, ‘Hey, since it’s harder for you to go out these days without getting photographed, here $10 for a pizza.’ I was like, ‘Aww, she sent me money for a pizza so I could eat at home!'” ~ Zac Efron
- “Hating the Yankees is as American as pizza pie, unwed mothers, and cheating on your income tax.” ~ Mike Royko
- “I had a meal in Pizza Hut and the waitress told me I didn’t need to pay. So I decided to be a bit cheeky and ask for more pizza and garlic bread.” ~ Gareth Gates
- “The guys in my band are great-we watch movies, we eat pizza, take walks, read books. Everybody has a really great sense of humor. And my boyfriend comes and visits me on the road.” ~ Lisa Loeb
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“I do love Italian food. Any kind of pasta or pizza. My new pig out food is Indian food. I eat Indian food like three times a week. It’s so good.” ~ Jennifer Love Hewitt
- “I remember in that red leisure suit I sort of felt like a Pizza Hut employee, and the white one was the ultimate, with the white turtleneck collar, that was the ultimate in bad taste.” ~ Johnny Depp
- “At thirteen I began modeling, doing my first television commercial in ninth grade for Pizza Hut.” ~ Donna Rice Hughes
- “Everyone recognizes that’s a joke because obviously the number and shape of the pieces doesn’t affect the size of the pizza. And similarly, the stocks, bonds, warrants, etc., issued don’t affect the aggregate value of the firm.” ~ Merton Miller
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“So I promise you that this State of the State, like a good pizza, will be delivered in 25 minutes or less.” ~ Ruth Ann Minner
- “I love sporting events and popcorn and pizza and being outside, like at a baseball or football game. I love amusement parks, going to ride roller coasters.” ~ Carrie Underwood
- “I am too intelligent, too demanding, and too resourceful for anyone to be able to take charge of me entirely. No one knows me or loves me completely. I have only myself” ~ Simone de Beauvoir
- “We have got to make disciples. Fun nights and pizza nights are not going to sustain us.” ~ Francis Chan
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“There are lots of things I really like besides girls. Like pizza. And pranking. And CHUCK NORRIS.” ~ Justin Bieber
- “The perfect woman has an IQ of 150, wants to make love until 4 in the morning, then turns into a pizza!” ~ David Lee Roth
- “Be cool to the pizza dude.” ~ Steele Stanwick
- “I’ve been making pizza dough lately. And I’m pretty sure the calzone was invented when a pizza got stuck on the peel.” ~ Richard Blais
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“If I had a kid, I’d give him a name that would make everyone would want to say his name. I’d call him, Pizza-Pussy-Santa. I would! Cause everybody likes one of those things.” ~ Dave Attell
- “Forgiveness is divine, but never pay full price for late pizza.” ~ Unknown
- “If my goal is to become a movie star, me working at a pizza shop won’t help me. I have to make the stars align.” ~ Terrence J
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“I’m a pretty big pizza enthusiast so I could talk about pizza all day if you want” ~ Michael Clifford
- “Everybody likes pizza! It’s a quick and easy clean-up meal” ~ Buddy Valastro
- “He took a deep breath and closed his eyes. “Okay, would you like pizza?” “I don’t think you deserve my company but I feel sorry for you so I’ll say yes.” “God help me,” he said, half under his breath.” ~ Melina Marchetta
