These Saturday quotes will inspire you. Saturday is the day of the week between Friday and Sunday. The Romans named Saturday Sāturni diēs (“Saturn’s Day”) no later than the 2nd century for the planet Saturn, which controlled the first hour of that day, according to Vettius Valens.
Below you will find a collection of motivating, happy, and encouraging Saturday quotes, Saturday sayings, and Saturday proverbs.
Best Saturday Quotes
- “Weekends don’t count unless you spend them doing something completely pointless.” ~ Bill Watterson
- “Life is a wretched gray Saturday, but it has to be lived through.” ~ Anthony Burgess
- “I think Saturday may be Latin for “stay in pajamas till noon then eventually motivate yourself to shower and get ready for bed that night.” ~ Bart Millard
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“What can be better than to get out a book on Saturday afternoon and thrust all mundane considerations away till next week.” ~ C. S. Lewis
- “I’d love to become like Bill Murray, who was so funny on ‘Saturday Night Live’ and has gone on to do some of the landmark comedies people like. And then to add this whole other phase to his career with ‘Lost in Translation and ‘Rushmore.’ I always felt to be able to have something similar to that would be great.” ~ Will Ferrell
- “When you rise in the morning, give thanks for the light, for your life, for your strength.” ~ Tecumseh , Saturday quotes morning
- “Yes, ever since antiquity, the day after Friday has been Saturday.” ~ Mizuki Nomura
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“My work is like my vacation, so in a way, every day is like Saturday.” ~ Ludacris
- “On Saturday afternoons when all the things are done in the house and there’s no real work to be done, I play Bach and Chopin and turn it up real loudly and get a good bottle of chardonnay and sit out on my deck and look out at the garden.” ~ Maya Angelou
- “It’s a fine line between Saturday night and Sunday morning.” ~ Jimmy Buffett
- “Schoolteachers are not fully appreciated by parents until it rains all day Saturday.” ~ Charles E. McKenzie
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“Saturday night is perfect for writers because other people have “plans.” ~ Mike Birbiglia
- “Middle-age is when you’re sitting at home on a Saturday night and the telephone rings and you hope it isn’t for you.” ~ Ogden Nash
- “Every Saturday we work in the yard, pick up the dog doo, hope that it’s hard.” ~ Joe Walsh , Working on Saturday quotes
- “Another Saturday night and I ain’t got nobody.” ~ Sam Cooke
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“Every man has a right to a Saturday night bath.” ~ Lyndon B. Johnson
- “Sunday clears away the rust of the whole week.” ~ Joseph Addison
- “Saturday comes again, welcome or not, it comes again like it always does, welcome or not, wanted or not, another judgment day – The chance to be saved, the chance to be damned.” ~ Brian Clough
- “We have to get families back in the game, get back where Saturday night, everything stops. A case of beer comes out and a bottle of rye and anyone who comes to the house, they better want to watch hockey.” ~ Bobby Hull
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“Live every day as if it were Saturday night.” ~ Al McGuire
- “Bisexuality immediately doubles your chances for a date on Saturday night.” ~ Woody Allen
- “The only reason why we ask other people how their weekend was is so we can tell them about our own weekend.” ~ Chuck Palahniuk
- “I write for a radio show that, no matter what, will go on the air Saturday at five o’clock central time. You learn to write toward that deadline, to let the adrenaline pick you up on Friday morning and carry you through, to cook up a monologue about Lake Wobegon and get to the theater on time.” ~ Garrison Keillor
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“The feeling of Sunday is the same everywhere, heavy, melancholy, standing still.” ~ Jean Rhys
- “The Tuesday scowls, the Wednesday growls, the Thursday curses, the Friday howls, the Saturday snores, the Sunday yawns, the Monday morns, the Monday morns. The whacks, the moans, the cracks, the groans, the welts, the squeaks, the belts, the shrieks, the pricks, the prayers, the kicks, the tears, the skelps, and the yelps.” ~ Samuel Beckett
- “Saturday morning came, and all the summer world was bright and fresh, and brimming with life. There was a song in every heart; and if the heart was young, the music issued at the lips. There was cheer in every face and a spring in every step. The locust trees were in bloom, and the fragrance of the blossoms filled the air. Cardiff Hill, beyond the village and above, it was green with vegetation, and it lay just far enough away to seem a Delectable Land, dreamy, reposeful, and inviting.” ~ Mark Twain
- “God is not merely at your fingertips but within your grasp. Live each day like a child digging through an antique treasure chest rifling for the next discovery. Open your arms and your eyes to the God who stands in plain sight and works miracles in your midst. Look for him in your workdays and weekends, in your meeting-filled Mondays and your lazy Saturdays. Search for him in the snowy sunsets and Sabbaths, seasons of Lent and sitting at your table. Pray for—and expect—wonder. For when you search for God, you will discover him.” ~ Margaret Feinberg
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“One of my most exciting Saturday nights was just me and a bottle of wine and a crochet book.” ~ Jessica Pare
- “My Saturday Night. My Saturday night is like a microwave burrito. Very tough to ruin something that starts out so bad to begin with.” ~ Michael Chabon
- “If I spend a Saturday being lazy and curled up on the couch with my dogs, I’ll just make sure to get out and be active on Sunday.” ~ Sophia Bush
- “Presenting Saturday mornings has been a dream for a long time. And one day in September I am going to wake up very early and it will be a reality. I can’t wait.” ~ Fearne Cotton
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“It was like the way you wanted sunshine on Saturdays, or pancakes for breakfast. They just made you feel good.” ~ Sarah Addison Allen
- “I love Saturday nights with my best friend and a big bowl of pasta, wanting a good scare, something that will say, ‘Listen, your life is not as bad as this. Your life can be so much worse.” ~ Vera Farmiga
- “Both my mum and dad were great readers, and we would go every Saturday morning to the library, and my sister and I had a library card when we could pass off something as a signature, and all of us would come with an armful of books.” ~ Geraldine Brooks
- “Disneyland really began when my two daughters were very young. Saturday was always Daddy’s Day and I would take them to the merry-go-round, and sit on a bench eating peanuts while they rode. And sitting there alone, I felt there should be something built, some kind of family park where parents and children could have fun together.” ~ Walt Disney
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“Different cocktails for different Saturday nights.” ~ Drew Barrymore
- “Life becomes a habit. You get up, dress, eat, go to work, clock in etcetera etcetera automatically, and think about nothing but the pay packet on Friday and the booze-up last Saturday. Life’s easy when you’re a robot.” ~ Alasdair Gray
- “I often accompanied my father. I really liked riding with him on his bicycle on Saturdays. He was very fond of fishing. I don’t think I liked fishing. I mean, you had to sit quietly and still, but I enjoyed the ride. And it was fun, it was fun. I mean, as I say, you didn’t go around lugging a deep sense of resentment. We knew, yes, we were deprived. It wasn’t the same thing for white kids, but it was as full a life as you could make it. I mean, we made toys for ourselves with wires, making cars, and you really were exploding with joy!” ~ Desmond Tutu
- “I didn’t grow up thinking of movies as film, or art, but as movies, something to do on a Saturday afternoon.” ~ Sydney Pollack
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“As a child, I suppose I was not quite normal. my happiest times were when I was left alone in the house on a Saturday.” ~ Charles Bukowski
- “On Saturday, I was a surgeon in South Africa, very little known. On Monday, I was world-renowned.” ~ Christiaan Barnard
- “I’m not worried about the weekend, I’m worried about Saturday.” ~ Pete Sampras
- “Marriage seemed like such a small space whenever I was in it. I liked getting married. Courtship has a plotline. But there’s no plot to being married. Just the same things over and over again. Same fights, same friends, same things you do on a Saturday. The repetition would start to get to me.” ~ Karen Joy Fowler
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“It’s not who you want to spend Friday night with. It’s who you want to spend all day Saturday with.” ~ Woody Harrelson
- “The 1920s are the decade that signaled the arrival of a gift that still means a lot to us: Saturday.” ~ Amity Shlaes
- “The Christians gave Him Sunday, the Jews gave Him Saturday, and the Muslims gave Him Friday. God has a three-day weekend.” ~ George Carlin
- “The Muslims observe their Sabbath on Friday, the Jews observe on Saturday, and the Christians on Sunday. By the time Monday rolls around God is completely f***in’ worn out.” ~ George Carlin
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“They spent all week saving pennies and went out Saturdays to spend fifty bucks in three hours.” ~ Jack Kerouac
- “For it was Saturday night, the best and biggest glad-time of the week, one of the fifty-two holidays in the slow-turning Big Wheel of the year, a violent preamble to a prostrate Sabbath. Piled-up passions were exploded on Saturday night, and the effect of a week’s monotonous graft in the factory was swilled out of your system in a burst of goodwill. You followed the motto of ‘be drunk and be happy,’ kept your crafty arms around female waists, and felt the beer going beneficially down into the elastic capacity of your guts.” ~ Alan Sillitoe
- “I’ve taken Saturdays to be the day I pull back completely. I do things that are more creative, and I’ve actually found that helps me when I get back into work to be more thoughtful, and I truly believe that feeding your creative soul is really important to being more analytical.” ~ Padmasree Warrior
- “It’s nine o’clock on a Saturday, the regular crowd shuffles in / There’s an old man sitting next to me making love to his tonic and gin / He says, ‘Son, can you play me a memory?/ I’m not really sure how it goes / But it’s sad and it’s sweet, and I knew it complete when I wore a younger man’s clothes.'” ~ Billy Joel
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“Some things you have to do every day. Eating about seven apples on Saturday night instead of one a day just isn’t going to get the job done.” ~ Jim Rohn
- “And an unstable childhood makes you appreciate calmness and not crave excitement. To spend a Saturday afternoon mopping your kitchen floor while listening to opera on the radio, and to go that night to an Indian restaurant with a friend and be home by nine o’clock – these are enough. They are gifts.” ~ Curtis Sittenfeld
- “My one light American Spirit that I smoke once a week, on Saturday night.” ~ Gwyneth Paltrow
- “I used to like Barbra Streisand films. It was Funny Girl that really turned me on, in a sense, to acting. I remember it specifically being a rainy Saturday afternoon. I couldn’t play football, so I stayed in, and I watched Funny Girl.” ~ Sean Harris
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“You practice Monday through Friday in college, or Monday through Saturday in the pros – and then you just go out and knock somebody’s head off.” ~ Bo Jackson
- “June 17, 1972. Nine o’clock Saturday morning. Early for the telephone. Woodward fumbled for the receiver and snapped awake. The city editor of the Washington Post was on the line. Five men had been arrested earlier that morning in a burglary attempt at Democratic headquarters, carrying photographic equipment and electronic gear. Could he come in?” ~ Carl Bernstein
- “I’m pretty faithful to one fragrance, but I go through phases. It’s more about times and moods than moments in the week. In my life, I don’t really have a Saturday and Sunday – you might get days off in the middle of the week and work on the weekend. I wear Roberto Cavalli all the time now. The fragrance is an extension of yourself, you need to feel like it’s part of you and you can wear it in any situation and it just represents you, any time of the day, any time of the week, any time of the month.” ~ Elisa Sednaoui
- “When I got to Saturday Night Live, it was a lot like going from pre-school to Harvard, and it took a long time to figure stuff out.” ~ Bill Hader
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“As far as I’m concerned, that is the end of the matter. We have a big game against Birmingham on Saturday and that is where our focus lies.” ~ Bryan Robson
- “I was in L.A. in ’08. It was a cold Saturday night. I had spread my phone number out to a score of women and was just indulging this sweet, sad, elegiac, bale loneliness – don’t tell me you haven’t been there.” ~ James Ellroy
- “We turn off the TV, video games, and computer – except for homework – during the week. The TV’s reserved for Friday night, Saturday, and Sunday just because that’s the time to do homework, and it makes it that much less chaotic in our house.” ~ Candace Cameron
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“I can tell you how bad our boards are… I don’t have to watch Saturday Night Live anymore; I just go to the board meetings.” ~ Carl Icahn
- “I know I can do so much more than this, I know that I could be a life force, could love with a heart full of soul, could feel with the power that flies men to the moon. I know that if I could just get out from under this depression, there is so much I could do besides cry in front of the TV on a Saturday night.” ~ Elizabeth Wurtzel
- “American sex is generally straight. It happens at 11 o’clock Saturday night. In the rural areas, it happens at nine and it happens pretty fast. Got to get up the next morning, especially if there’re kids. Can’t make noise, either, wake the kids.” ~ Mel Brooks
