These scooter quotes will inspire you. A scooter is a small light motorcycle that has a low seat or a light two-wheeled open motor vehicle on which the driver sits over an enclosed engine with legs together and feet resting on a floorboard.
A collection of motivating, happy, and encouraging scooter quotes, scooter sayings, and scooter proverbs.
Best Scooter Quotes
- “You know, Scooter’s going to do the first separation burn; I’m going to do the second separation burn.” ~ Duane G. Carey
- “I’ve done a little bit of TV. I’m doing a little mini-series at the moment called ‘Scooter.” ~ Ben Nicholas
- “You can’t tell somebody to kiss your ass on a scooter!” ~ Bill Engvall
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“I’d take Bieber to the woodshed and spank him. His manager Scooter Braun is scared sh-tless. I don’t know what Bieber’s problem is. His career is over in three years anyway.” ~ Peter Mensch
- “I play a lot of games on my iPhone. There is a game called Rat on a Scooter that I will promote as much as possible because it has brought me so much joy.” ~ Jonah Hill
- “When I was in middle school, I tried to impress this girl by jumping over this ledge on a scooter. I caught the edge of the ledge and totally fell right in front of her. I never talked to her again. So [my advice is], take it easy if you have a school crush!” ~ Kevin Jonas
- “I can’t wait to ride my electric scooter, walk my dog, watch TV, be bored … and I’m gonna put [my Oscar] in my hand and kiss it every night before I go to sleep.” ~ Quvenzhane Wallis , Electric scooter quotes
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“It is easy to turn a scooter, but not a train with 40 bogeys. This is such a big country, changes are constant and widespread.” ~ Narendra Modi
- “Europe is scooters. Europe is five young people on one bench sharing a chocolate bar. Their idea of entertainment and fun is so much different than ours, which is exactly why a movie about them would be funny.” ~ Mike Myers
- “My heart’s in stage. Making Quadrophenia was exciting because we were riding around on scooters with no crash helmets. But “hurry up and wait” is the anthem of films. Everybody wants you ready, and then you sit doing nothing.” ~ Phil Daniels
- “As a technology, the book is like a hammer. That is to say, it is perfect: a tool ideally suited to its task. Hammers can be tweaked and varied but will never go obsolete. Even when builders pound nails by the thousand with pneumatic nail guns, every household needs a hammer. Likewise, the bicycle is alive and well. It was invented in a world without automobiles, and for speed and range it was quickly surpassed by motorcycles and all kinds of powered scooters. But there is nothing quaint about bicycles. They outsell cars.” ~ James Gleick
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“I don’t walk on stage unless I’m playing with a orchestra. But when I play a recital, I’m sort of on a scooter, and I just scoot very quickly on stage, and they’re saying, wow, look at this. He’s so fast.” ~ Itzhak Perlman
- “I bought an electric scooter in sixth grade. Bankrupted me.” ~ Zac Efron
- “His mother got her purse. His father reached for the door. “Scooter,” he said, by way of good-bye, “have fun with your friends.” But Hale was shaking his head. He put his arm around Kat’s shoulders. “She’s not my friend, Dad. She’s my girlfriend.” Hale’s parents must have walked away, but Kat wasn’t looking. She was too busy staring up at Hale, trying to see into his eyes and know if he was okay. The sadness that had lingered for weeks was fading, and the boy that held her was the boy she knew. A boy who kissed her lightly.” ~ Ally Carter
- “And the other thing for the sort of posher kids was a sort of lethal scooter, you know. One of the things that you just push along with your – really heavy, lethal, you know, trap your fingers in and every bit of metal got rusty very quickly. And the girls I seem to remember they had a thing like a broomstick with a horse’s head on the top which they sat astride.” ~ Nick Lowe
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“Any time you do an Adam Sandler film, it’s kind of like a boys’ club, because you’re hanging out and there are guitars around, and basketballs and footballs and electric bikes and scooters and different people dropping by.” ~ Kevin Nealon
- “Tea Party members go to meetings on Medicare scooters.” ~ Ishmael Reed
- “When I signed with Scooter Braun and I decided to go overseas to promote my song, the only concern was how should I communicate with the public and the audience with my language. Scooter and I talked a lot about that: should we translate or not? Finally we didn’t, and I think that was a really good decision.” ~ PSY
- “We’re living in a time period where if a kid is on a plastic scooter that’s one inch off the ground, mom and dad think he should have a helmet on. I don’t think they should have a helmet on. They should break their leg and have an imagination. Otherwise, we’re going to have a nation of accountants.” ~ Ramin Bahrani
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“I can’t promise we’ll ever use you for a hasty getaway,” Cole said, “but with a little work, you might be able to race my grandmother-while she’s on her scooter.” ~ Gena Showalter
- “So, Wesley Clark is running for president. Pretty amazing guy. Four star general, first in his class at West Point, supreme commander of NATO, saw combat in Vietnam, won the bronze star, silver star, the purple heart for being wounded in battle. See, I’m no political expert, but that sounds pretty good next to choking on a pretzel, falling off a scooter and dropping the dog.” ~ Jay Leno
- “The Cheney team had, for example, technological supremacy over the National Security Council staff. That is to say, they could read their e-mails. I remember one particular member of the N.S.C. staff wouldn’t use e-mail because he knew they were reading it. He did a test case, kind of like the Midway battle, when we’d broken the Japanese code. He thought he” broken the code, so he sent a test e-mail out that he knew would rile Scooter [Libby], and within an hour Scooter was in his office.” ~ Lawrence Wilkerson
- “I was a daredevil before, and after I lost my sight I was the same. I loved riding bikes, scooters and horses. I even learned to box. Muhammad Ali is my hero.” ~ Andrea Bocelli
