Stone Cold Steve Austin (born Steven James Anderson, later Steven James Williams) is an American actor, producer, television host, podcast host, and retired professional wrestler, who competed under the name “Stone Cold” Steve Austin. He is widely regarded as one of the greatest and most influential professional wrestlers of all time. These Stone Cold Steve Austin quotes will motivate you.
Best Stone Cold Steve Austin Quotes
- “And that’s the bottom line, cuz Stone Cold said so!” ~ Stone Cold Steve Austin
- “You can talk about your Psalms and your John 3:16. Well, Austin 3:16 says I just whooped your *ss.” ~ Stone Cold Steve Austin
- “Why have you not broken from the pack? You’re playing it safe. Safe ain’t gonna get you sh!t in this world” ~ Stone Cold Steve Austin
- “Sportsmanship… what a load of crap, don’t preach your morality to me. Steve Austin doesn’t have any mercy… you want mercy? Take your *ss to church!” ~ Stone Cold Steve Austin
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“I’m a very serious person, but I don’t take myself very seriously and I would rather laugh all day than argue.” ~ Stone Cold Steve Austin
- “You treat me like a dog and you expect me to smile? You remind me of a jackass.” ~ Stone Cold Steve Austin
- “I no longer need my power tie, because I always have, my power finger.” ~ Stone Cold Steve Austin
- “Austin 3:16 says I just whipped your @$$!” ~ Stone Cold Steve Austin
- “I’ll open up a can of whoop-ass on you!” ~ Stone Cold Steve Austin
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“You want mercy? Take your ass to church!” ~ Stone Cold Steve Austin
- “I’m telling you this – if Stone Cold comes back out, somebody’s going to get their ass whipped!” ~ Stone Cold Steve Austin
- “…if you are fat, no matter what you wear, nothing is going to make you sexier.” ~ Stone Cold Steve Austin
- “And I also appreciate the fact that, hell, you can kiss my ass!” ~ Stone Cold Steve Austin
- “Nobody, especially Vince McMahon, tells Stone Cold Steve Austin what to do, and that’s the bottom line!” ~ Stone Cold Steve Austin
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“You see, everyone in that locker-room gotta pager. And everyone that looks at that pager sees the three-one-six, so their ass belongs to me.” ~ Stone Cold Steve Austin
- “Talking with Ken Shamrock was almost a one-way conversation. I knew Ken was a tough guy, one of the toughest in the world at one time, and still tough as nails. I had heard he had a tough background, but there are two times in that interview when I teared up. I’m “Stone Cold” Steve Austin, and I didn’t cry, but I teared up. Ken saw me, and he almost started tearing up, too. I’d never experienced anything like that. To hear some of the things that he went through, my jaw was on the floor.” ~ Stone Cold Steve Austin Quotes
- “Tune in next week, same Stone Cold Time, same Stone Cold Channel!” ~ Stone Cold Steve Austin
- “If you put as in front of hitman, you have my exact thoughts on Bret Hart” ~ Stone Cold Steve Austin
- “Sorry, my watch doesn’t speak Spanish.” ~ Stone Cold Steve Austin
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“Does anybody have, a cold beer for Steve Austin?!??!!?” ~ Stone Cold Steve Austin
- “I eat so much chicken, I’m surprised I haven’t grown feathers yet.” ~ Stone Cold Steve Austin
- “Interviewing somebody is a lot different than being handed a stick in a 20,000-seat arena and trying to sell tickets. You’re very green when you start. I’m still learning things to this day. I’m decent at interviews now, but man, getting people to buy tickets is the easiest thing in the world for me.” ~ Stone Cold Steve Austin
- “I found out in pro wrestling that it works better if you just try and be yourself versus working on something you’re not, so I’m me and maybe it’s magnified a bit, but it’s easier just being me.” ~ Stone Cold Steve Austin
- “Vince Mcmahon may have bought this ring but if you get your *ss in it Stone Colds going to throw your *ss out of it” ~ Stone Cold Steve Austin
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“Save your money, pay your taxes, it doesn’t last forever.” ~ Stone Cold Steve Austin
- “I talk about things I’m passionate about. I talk about the wrestling business, because I love wrestling. I just love it. If I can just have good conversation with a guy who was a bada** wrestler, we’re talking about something that’s very near and dear to our heart.” ~ Stone Cold Steve Austin
- “That was the absolute worst catch phrase I’ve ever heard in the history of Monday Night Raw.” ~ Stone Cold Steve Austin
- “McMahon 3:16 says ‘I just pissed my pants!'” ~ Stone Cold Steve Austin
- “Guys like me come along very seldom in the wrestling business. You can count ’em on a couple of fingers.” ~ Stone Cold Steve Austin
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“Become a champion like Stone Cold Steve Austin!” ~ Stone Cold Steve Austin
- “I love the business of pro wrestling and it is something I know better than anything else I know about.” ~ Stone Cold Steve Austin
- “Last time I had three or four of those I crapped for three days straight!” ~ Stone Cold Steve Austin
- “I can drive anything on wheels… I can drive anything, actually.” ~ Stone Cold Steve Austin
- “I enjoyed breaking down my matches, because wrestling fans really like to know what I’m actually thinking, and why certain things needed to happen at a certain time.” ~ Stone Cold Steve Austin
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“Unless you got real short and real fat, you ain’t no Booker T!” ~ Stone Cold Steve Austin
- “Everyone out here in Los Angeles is trying to do whatever to break into films. It is a tough industry to get into, kind of like pro wrestling in a lot of respects when you think about it.” ~ Stone Cold Steve Austin
- “What I love about podcasting is it’s guerilla radio. I don’t have to stick to anybody’s protocol or format. I can operate my show just like I want to, but at the end of the day, it’s just a can of audio whoopa**. My show is built to entertain.” ~ Stone Cold Steve Austin
