These toast quotes will inspire you. Toast sliced bread browned on both sides by exposure to radiant heat, such as a grill or fire; or a call to a gathering of people to raise their glasses and drink together in honor of a person or thing, or an instance of drinking in this way.
A collection of motivating, happy, and encouraging toast quotes, toast sayings, and toast proverbs.
Best Toast Quotes
- “If toast always lands butter-side down, and cats always land on their feet, what happens if you strap toast on the back of a cat and drop it?” ~ Steven Wright
- “Come grow old with me. The best is yet to be.” ~ William Wordsworth
- “May your neighbors respect you, trouble neglect you, angels protect you and heaven accept you” ~ Drake
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“Drink to me only with thine eyes, And I will pledge with mine; Or leave a kiss but in the cup And I’ll not look for wine.” ~ Ben Jonson
- “God gives us our relatives – thank God we can choose our friends.” ~ Addison Mizner , Toast quotes for friends
- “To the old, long life and treasure; To the young, all health and pleasure.” ~ Ben Jonson
- “Whenever you’re wrong, admit it; Whenever you’re right, shut up.” ~ Ogden Nash
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“The future belongs to those who believe in the beauty of their dreams.” ~ Eleanor Roosevelt
- “Whatever our souls are made of, his and mine are the same.” ~ Emily Bronte
- “Work is the curse of the drinking classes.” ~ Oscar Wilde
- “Here’s to our wives and girlfriends…may they never meet!” ~ Groucho Marx
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“Life, lift the full goblet–away with all sorrow– The circle of friendship what freedom would sever? Today is our own, and a fig for tomorrow– Here’s to the Fourth and our country forever.” ~ Franklin P. Adams
- “I love being married. It’s so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.” ~ Rita Rudner
- “Here’s to the maiden of bashful fifteen; Here’s to the widow of fifty; Here’s to the flaunting, extravagant queen, And here’s to the housewife that’s thrifty! Let the toast pass; Drink to the lass; I’ll warrant she’ll prove an excuse for the glass.” ~ Richard Brinsley Sheridan
- “Always do sober what you said you’d do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut.” ~ Ernest Hemingway
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“A successful marriage requires falling in love many times, always with the same person.” ~ Mignon McLaughlin
- “Marriage is like a golden ring in a chain, whose beginning is a glance and whose ending is eternity.” ~ Khalil Gibran
- “grow old with me. the best is yet to be. the last of life for which the first was made.” ~ Robert Browning
- “Here’s to our beloved George Washington, the Joshua of America, who commanded the sun and the moon to stand still – and they obeyed.” ~ Benjamin Franklin
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“When we drink, we get drunk. When we get drunk, we fall asleep. When we fall asleep, we commit no sin. When we commit no sin, we go to heaven. Sooooo, let’s all get drunk and go to heaven!” ~ Brian O’Rourke
- “Guys wake up at your place and they expect breakfast. They don’t eat bagels and M&M’s in the morning. They want things like toast. I say, ‘I don’t have these recipes.'” ~ Elayne Boosler
- “I have no idea what I’m going to say when I stand up to give a toast. But I do know that anything I say I find funny.” ~ Don Rickles
- “Anarchy wears two faces, both Creator and Destroyer. Thus Destroyers topple empires; make a canvas of clean rubble where creators can then build a better world. Rubble once achieved makes further ruins’ means irrelevant. Away with our explosives, then! Away with our Destroyers! They have no place within our better world. But let us raise a toast to all our bombers, all our bastards, most unlovely and most unforgivable, let’s drink their health, then meet with them no more.” ~ Alan Moore
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“Few people arise in the morning as hungry for God as they are for cornflakes or toast and eggs.” ~ Dallas Willard
- “It is impossible not to love someone who makes toast for you.” ~ Nigel Slater
- “My friend I wish health to you,
I also wish wealth to you;
I wish the best that life can give to you,
And may dreams always come true to you.
May fortune to kind to you,
And happiness be true to you;
And love be so sweet to you
And life be long and good to you.
And in this toast we give to you
Our love we all give to you.” ~ Willie Jolley - “May our house always be too small to hold all of our friends.” ~ Myrtle Reed
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“May all your troubles last as long as your New Year’s resolutions.” ~ Joey Lauren Adams
- “May you live all the days of your life.” ~ Jonathan Swift
- “Stir the eggnog, lift the toddy, Happy New Year everybody.” ~ Phyllis McGinley
- “Best while you have it use your breath, There is no drinking after death.” ~ Dario Fo
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“Grow old with me! The best is yet to be.” ~ Robert Browning
- “Cheers to a new year and another chance for us to get it right.” ~ Oprah Winfrey
- “What counts in making a happy marriage is not so much how compatible you are but how you deal with incompatibility.” ~ Leo Tolstoy
- “Sexiness wears thin after a while and beauty fades, but to be married to a man who makes you laugh every day, ah, now that’s a real treat.” ~ Joanne Woodward
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“We love because it’s the only true adventure.” ~ Nikki Giovanni
- “An optimist stays up until midnight to see the new year in. A pessimist stays up to make sure the old year leaves.” ~ Bill Vaughan
- “Love does not consist in gazing at each other, but in looking outward together in the same direction.” ~ Antoine de Saint-Exupery
- “Night and day you are the one, Only you beneath the moon and under the sun.” ~ Cole Porter
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“Without love, the world itself would not survive.” ~ Lope de Vega
- “A good marriage is at least 80% good luck in finding the right person at the right time. The rest is trust.” ~ Nanette Newman
- “We never live so intensely as when we love strongly. We never realize ourselves so vividly as when we are in full glow of love for others.” ~ Walter Rauschenbusch
- “I was the toast of two continents: Greenland and Australia.” ~ Dorothy Parker
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“Night and day, you are the one.” ~ Cole Porter
- “a good marriage is that in which each appoints the other guardian of his solitude” ~ Rainer Maria Rilke
- “We are each other’s harvest; we are each other’s business; we are each other’s magnitude and bond.” ~ Gwendolyn Brooks
- “A meal without wine is like a day without sun” ~ Jean Anthelme Brillat-Savarin
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“In Ireland, the inevitable never happens and the unexpected constantly occurs.” ~ John Pentland Mahaffy
- “We are each other’s magnitude and bond.” ~ Gwendolyn Brooks
- “Love one another, but make not a bond of love.” ~ Khalil Gibran
- “A health to the nut-brown lass, With the hazel eyes: let it pass. . . . . As much to the lively grey ‘Tis as good i’ th’ night as day: . . . . She’s a savor to the glass, And excuse to make it pass.” ~ John Suckling
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“In our life, there is a single color, as on an artist’s palette, which provides the meaning of life and art. It is the color of love.” ~ Marc Chagall
- “One word
Frees us of all the weight and pain of life:
That word is love.” ~ Sophocles - “There is no more lovely, friendly, and charming relationship, communion or company than a good marriage.” ~ Martin Luther
- “Love seems the swiftest, but it is the slowest of growths” ~ Mark Twain
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“Love seems the swiftest, but it is the slowest of all growths. No man or woman really knows what perfect love is until they have been married a quarter of a century.” ~ Mark Twain
- “Youth is when you’re allowed to stay up late on New Year’s Eve. Middle age is when you’re forced to.” ~ Bill Vaughan
- “When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading.” ~ Henny Youngman
- “The man or woman you really love will never grow old to you. Through the wrinkles of time, through the bowed frame of years, you will always see the dear face and feel the warm heart union of your eternal love.” ~ Alfred Armand Montapert
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“Love is a canvas furnished by Nature and embroidered by imagination.” ~ Voltaire
- “Time for you and time for me, And time yet for a hundred indecisions, And for a hundred visions and revisions, Before the taking of a toast and tea.” ~ T. S. Eliot
- “I give you this toast: To the Hobbits. May they outlast the Saruman’s and see spring again in the trees.” ~ J. R. R. Tolkien
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“A toast to the weapons of war, may they rust in peace.” ~ Robert Orben
- “Unbuttered toast is a substance half complete, and to be forced to eat it in that state is necessarily to feel deprived.” ~ John Thorne
- “We’ll laugh and toast to nothing, and smash our empty glasses down.” ~ Joni Mitchell
Toast To drink to the health or honor of.
