These update quotes will inspire you. Update an act or instance of updating or make (something) more modern or up to date.
A collection of motivating, happy, and encouraging update quotes, update sayings, and update proverbs.
Best Update Quotes
- “Social media is changing the way we communicate and the way we are perceived, both positively and negatively. Every time you post a photo or update your status, you are contributing to your own digital footprint and personal brand.” ~ Amy Jo Martin
- “You curate information that you want to receive. It’s a lot different because I’m not asking you if it’s okay, I’m just saying I’m following your updates. That’s why I don’t think of Twitter as a social network.” ~ Biz Stone
- “A Twitter update is simple and fast and gets the information and news, and it spreads it very quickly, and it can contain links so you can then link to this whole context of information.” ~ Biz Stone
- “When you gaze into souls, it’s something you should update periodically because souls can change.” ~ Richard Perle
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“Learn from the masters, learn from your contemporaries. Always try to update yourself.” ~ James Stewart
- “There is no such thing as getting anything easy. Trust and believe. Even if you’re good at what you do, you still should be practicing, you still should be updating, especially. Because if you don’t update, you become a dinosaur.” ~ Leslie Jones
- “Yes, we praise women over 40 for a multitude of reasons. Unfortunately, it’s not reciprocal. For every stunning, smart, well-coiffed, hot woman over 40, there is a bald, paunchy relic in yellow pants making a fool of himself with some 22-year old waitress. Ladies, I apologize. For all those men who say, “Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free?”, here’s an update for you. Nowadays 80% of women are against marriage. Why? Because women realize it’s not worth buying an entire pig just to get a little sausage!” ~ Andy Rooney
- “Update your truth! There is no soul; there is only mind and body! Update your truth or the truth will update you! The truth and the science are the greatest updaters!” ~ Mehmet Murat Ildan
- “You can’t go to Windows Update and get a patch for stupidity.” ~ Kevin Mitnick
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“Don’t try to be consistent; it is a waste of time. Just try to update your truth with the real truth!” ~ Mehmet Murat Ildan
- “And out of the blue, I got a call from an editor friend at Knopf and she said that they were interested in putting out an update for their vintage paperback line. So I was more than thrilled and it was suggested that perhaps I could do a 1,000-word new introduction covering what’s happened with the whole Warhol thing since 1990 when the first edition hardcover came out and, uh, that was about August 1st and I sat down at my computer here in East Hampton and on August 30th I’d written almost 10,000 words!” ~ Bob Colacello
- “Red Carpet Enterprise has been really well received since one guy can install it in about an hour, and it makes it trivial to deal with software management issues like deploying updates and creating standard package sets for your various machines.” ~ Nat Friedman
- “Getting tired of sitting, staring at my computer screen, day after day, where everyone is two-dimensional, reduced to an avatar photo, status updates, or maybe some carefully curated vacation photos. There’s something exhausting about that after a while. I found myself wanting to hear voices.” ~ Brad Listi
- “I don’t get it: they re-package the same shitty football games every year, update a few stats, call it a new game and millions of suckers keep buying them. What’s the point? Why not just go outside and play real football instead? Or even better yet, get bent. Nobody likes football.” ~ Maddox
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“Wait. You’ve got principles? We’ll have to update your file.” ~ Simon R. Green
- “Marketers can target Sponsored Updates to any segment of our premium audience based on professional profile data across more than 225 million members.” ~ David Hahn
- “There’s a new Facebook app that will post a final status update for you after you die. That’s ridiculous. I don’t need someone to change my status when I die. I need them to water my Farmville crops.” ~ Jimmy Fallon
- “But it became clear very quickly that I’d underestimated how much I liked him. Not him, perhaps, but the fact that I had someone on the other end of an invisible line. Someone to update and get updates from, to inform of a comic discovery, to imagine while dancing in a lonely basement, and to return to, finally, when the music stopped.” ~ Marina Keegan
- “Hip is to know, it’s a form of intelligence. To be hip is to be update and relevant. Hop is a form of movement, you can’t just observe a hop, you gotta hop up and do it. Hip and Hop is more than music Hip is the Knowledge, hop is the Movement. Hip and Hop is Intelligent movement” ~ KRS-One
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“Why do people deserve a penny when they update their Facebook status? Because they’ll spend some of it on you.” ~ Jaron Lanier
- “Have you ever said, ‘I can’t do that! I’m just not like that!’? If you’ve ever used this phrase, you’ve hit the boundary of how you’ve defined yourself in the past, and it’s affecting the quality of your present-day life. Ask yourself, ‘Where did these beliefs about who I am come from, and how old are they?’ Maybe it’s time to update your identity.” ~ Tony Robbins , Update quotes yourself
- “Belts distract the eye from a bloated tummy, a heavy-set upper body, and all manner of sins. They can be a superb way to update your wardrobe without breaking the bank, and there’s no reason to stop wearing them, ever!” ~ Twiggy
- “What I learned from being around great icons like Calvin Klein is that the great fashion trendsetters don’t change their look every season. They have a look, and they update maybe a piece per season.” ~ Elizabeth Rogers
- “Jeph (Loeb) will call me with updates, and I’ll go, “Are you f–king with me?” I never saw this coming, and certainly never saw it coming while I was still coherent and in the game. That’s the difference between me and the previous generations. (Legendary X-Men writer) Chris Claremont had to wait decades before his s – t was on the screen.” ~ Brian Michael Bendis
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“I’m pretty hard on myself. Every now and again I’ll go on my IMDB or update my resume and I’m like, “man, I’ve done a lot of work.”” ~ Taryn Manning
- “I call it an old-fashioned seafood house for the new millennium. We are trying to update what we know as old fish houses and places like that, which are great, but I want to give it a new, fresh look with updated versions of the classics we all love.” ~ Todd English
- “As each wave of technology is released. It must be accompanied by a demand for new skills, new language. Consumers must constantly update their ways of thinking, always questioning their understanding of the world. Going back to old ways, old technology is forbidden. There in no past, no present, only an endless future of inadequacy” ~ Richard Kadrey
- “My second husband believed I had such a fickle attitude to friendship that each Friday he would update the list of my ‘Top Ten’ friends in the manner of a Top Of The Pops chart countdown.” ~ Julie Burchill
- “Even though I don’t ask, Plutarch gives me cheerful updates on the phone like “Good news, Katniss! I think we’ve almost got him convinced you’re not a mutt!” Or “Today he was allowed to feed himself pudding!” ~ Suzanne Collins
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“I’m not stupid, stupid. Leave this whole thing in my extremely capable and well-manicured hands. I’ll call you later with an update. Bye!” ~ P. C. Cast
- “The media have the ability to attract the craziest people to call in perfectly absurd tips. Every newsroom in the world gets updates from UFOlogists, graphologists, scientologists, paranoiacs, and every sort of conspiracy theorist.” ~ Steig Larsson
- “The hours Facebook users put into their profiles and lists and updates is the labor that Facebook then sells to the market researchers and advertisers it serves.” ~ Douglas Rushkoff
- “The faux now of Twitter updates and things pinging at you – all the pulses from digitality that we try to keep up with because we sense that there’s something going on that we need to tap into – are artifacts, or symptoms of living in this atemporal reality. And it’s not any worse than living in the ‘time is money’ reality that we’re leaving.” ~ Douglas Rushkoff
- “Refuse to accept the belief that your professional relevance, career success or financial security turns on the next update on the latest technology. Sometimes it’s good to put the paddle down and just let the canoe glide.” ~ Simon Mainwaring
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“I try to update my arsenal constantly. Learning different martial arts since childhood. To understand what’s out there. To really be in tune.” ~ Donnie Yen
- “Almost every collection I do has 200 different references. I don’t have two of the same coat, two of the same dress. I have it in one color, in one fabric. I’ve tried to adapt the culture of couture, and the know-how and the heritage, but I try to update it.” ~ Alber Elbaz
- “I’m going to stay here and see if he comes back,” Wrath said as the double doors opened and V strode in. “I want the rest of you out searching for him in the city, but before you go, first let’s get an update from our very own Katie Couric.” He nodded at Vishous. “Katie?” V’s glare was the ocular version of a fully extended middle finger” ~ J.R. Ward
- “It amazes me that we are all on Twitter and Facebook. By “we” I mean adults. We’re adults, right? But emotionally we’re a culture of seven-year-olds. Have you ever had that moment when are you updating your status and you realize that every status update is just a variation on a single request: “Would someone please acknowledge me?” ~ Marc Maron
- “Every few years, I go back into all the songs and I update them so that it never sounds like an oldies show. If you come to the shows, they’re full of muscle. ‘Copacabana’ sounds like it could have been released yesterday.” ~ Barry Manilow
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“I think it’s important to update my fans on what I’m doing and where I’m going next and when my next single is going to drop and my album.” ~ Austin Mahone
- “Neighborhoods built up all at once change little physically over the years as a rule…[Residents] regret that the neighborhood has changed. Yet the fact is, physically it has changed remarkably little. People’s feelings about it, rather, have changed. The neighborhood shows a strange inability to update itself, enliven itself, repair itself, or to be sought after, out of choice, by a new generation. It is dead. Actually, it was dead from birth, but nobody noticed this much until the corpse began to smell.” ~ Jane Jacobs
- “What I do Coco would have hated. The label has an image and it’s up to me to update it. I do what she never did. I had to find my mark. I had to go from what Chanel was to what it should be, could be, what it had been to something else.” ~ Karl Lagerfeld
- “In view of all the deadly computer viruses that have been spreading lately, Weekend Update would like to remind you: when you link up to another computer, you’re linking up to every computer that that computer has ever linked up to.” ~ Dennis Miller
- “Don’t call me a rapper, I’m an artist. Update your minds. I ‘INCORPORATE’ hip hop elements because I am part MC, but I am all things musical. All things melodically beautiful.” ~ Kid Cudi
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“I get most of my news updates from electronic and social media.” ~ LeVar Burton
- “We’re putting all of our energy into making it right. And we have already had several software updates. We’ve got a huge plan to make it even better. It will get better and better over time. We screwed up. That’s the fact.” ~ Tim Cook
- “It isn’t surprising that many children consider their parents to be a little dim, and that they sometimes try to update them. The fact that they don’t usually try too hard is just as well; a thoroughly updated parent is an unappetizing sight.” ~ Peg Bracken
- “The challenge with Postfix, or with any piece of software, is to update software without introducing problems.” ~ Wietse Venema
- “It’s time to update traditional public schools, charter schools, home schools, online schools, and parochial schools. Let the dollars follow the child instead of forcing the child to follow the dollars so that every child has the opportunity to attain an education.” ~ Bobby Jindal
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“There’s two things I gotta do. One is, I gotta update my resume. And then, I have to call my mother.” ~ David Duchovny
- “Every Ontarian deserves to have a stable, affordable home. As we update our Long-Term Affordable Housing Strategy, I want to hear your views on how we can make Ontario’s housing system work better for you, your family, and your community.” ~ Ted McMeekin
- “Start now to create a plan if you don’t already have one, or update your present plan. Watch for best buys that will fit into your year’s supply. We are not in a situation that requires panic buying, but we do need to be careful in purchasing and rotating the storage that we’re putting away. The instability in the world today makes it imperative that we take heed of the counsel and prepare for the future.” ~ L. Tom Perry
- “You need to update your blog a couple of times a week. You need to post a Twitter here and there. It feels so dumb to say that stuff, but it’s important for me to keep that presence going.” ~ Nick Thune
- “The world has today 546 nuclear plants generating electricity. Their experience is being continuously researched, and feedback should be provided to all. Nuclear scientists have to interact with the people of the nation, and academic institutions continuously update nuclear power generation technology and safety.” ~ Abdul Kalam
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“I try to update as much as possible. You don’t want to be in the past.” ~ Venus Williams
- “We’re busy being busy. Distraction is a dangerously deceptive saboteur of our goals because we are not present to how much time we lose. We’re distracted by things like being in meetings or on conference calls, or we get on Facebook related to business and the updates of friends captivate our attention and an hour goes by before we wake up.” ~ Rory Vaden
- “I never, ever update Mark Twain. I don’t modernize it. I let the audience update the material. When I go out on stage, I’m trying to make the audience believe they’re looking at this guy who died 104 years ago and listening to him and saying to themselves, “Jesus, he could be talking about today.” And that’s the point.” ~ Hal Holbrook
- “I’m here today to update the American people on the incredible progress that has been made in the last four weeks since my inauguration. We have made incredible progress.” ~ Donald Trump
- “I would say that, in the future, the book will be reserved for things that function best as a book. So, if I need a textbook that’s going to be out of date because of new technological inventions, you’re better off having it where you can download the supplements or the update. If you’re going to read a quick mystery novel to keep you amused while you’re traveling, it’s fine.” ~ Art Spiegelman
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“I don’t like news channels so I have six websites that I check and I get the daily update.” ~ Jen Kirkman
- “I’m not original, but I strive toward it as much as possible. I tried really hard on Weekend Update to do something that I considered original, which was, I tried to cut all cleverness out of the joke.” ~ Norm MacDonald
- “I have a daily call that’s 2.5 hrs with the entire team: from materials, sourcing, manufacturing, design, sensor, firmware… mechanical engineering - all together and they all have to sit through each other’s updates… but then understand what those tradeoffs are and I sort of force that communication.” ~ Hosain Rahman
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“On Update, the only real original thing was trying to take away the cleverness of the punchline and make it as blunt as possible.” ~ Norm MacDonald
- “You read about that Black Lips/Wavves fight as a spectator and you’re like, “Oh man, I’m gonna pick a team to be on! I’m gonna put my two cents in as my status update on my Facebook page” or something. Not to sound like an anti-technology person, but it’s just a real drag that people live their lives that way.” ~ Bradford Cox
- “Well, it wasn’t really a decision on my part although you always hope as an author that a book that goes out of print somehow winds up back in print. These days publishers like to put out-of-print books into e-book form, but I really wanted to do an update.” ~ Bob Colacello
