These wallet quotes will inspire you. Wallet a small folding case that holds paper money, credit cards, etc.
A collection of motivating, happy, and encouraging wallet quotes, wallet sayings, and wallet proverbs.
Best Wallet Quotes
- “Carry your most important goal in your wallet”.” ~ Jack Canfield
- “Take the money in your wallet and invest it in your mind. And in return, your mind will fill up your wallet!” ~ Benjamin Franklin
- “A lot of companies have chosen to downsize, and maybe that was the right thing for them. We chose a different path. Our belief was that if we kept putting great products in front of customers, they would continue to open their wallets.” ~ Steve Jobs
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“Good art is in the wallet of the beholder.” ~ Kathy Lette
- “The way to a woman’s heart is through your wallet.” ~ Frank Dane
- “Before you can transform your wallet from poor to rich, you’ve got to transform your spirit from poor to rich.” ~ Robert Kiyosaki
- “Ah, yes, divorce… from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man’s genitals through his wallet.” ~ Robin Williams
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“Generosity is a function of the heart, not the wallet.” ~ Wayne Dyer
- “Guard your thoughts as you would your wallet. Habit is stronger than reason.” ~ George Santayana
- “One can understand a person by the way he removes his wallet and puts his hand to take out money.” ~ Boman Irani
- “Poor is a state of mind. Broke is a state of wallet. You can fix being broke; it’s not so easy to fix being poor.” ~ Ric Edelman
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“He that displays too often his wife and his wallet is in danger of having both of them borrowed.” ~ Benjamin Franklin
- “Even if you have nothing in your wallet, nothing can keep you from having a great summer. You can listen to crickets sing you to sleep, trace the Big Dipper, breathe in the stars, run through a sprinkler, host a cartwheel contest in the front yard.” ~ Regina Brett
- “A batch of credit cards fattens a wallet before it thins it.” ~ Evan Esar
- “Make a list of twenty-five things you want to experience before you die. Carry it in your wallet or purse and refer to it often.” ~ H. Jackson Brown, Jr.
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“It seems to be a law in American life that whatever enriches us anywhere except in the wallet inevitably becomes uneconomic.” ~ Russell Baker
- “The inside of my wallet is pasture(past your) green.” ~ Drake
- “I’ve tried that. I’ve tried aspirin, too. Rusty thinks I should smoke marijuana, and I did for a while, but it only makes me giggle. What I’ve found does the most good is just to get into a taxi and go to Tiffany’s. It calms me down right away, the quietness and the proud look of it; nothing very bad could happen to you there, not with those kind men in their nice suits, and that lovely smell of silver and alligator wallets. If I could find a real-life place that made me feel like Tiffany’s, then I’d buy some furniture and give the cat a name.” ~ Truman Capote
- “My youngest brother had a wonderful schtick from some time in high school, through to graduating medicine. He had a card in his wallet that read, ‘If I am found with amnesia, please give me the following books to read …’ And it listed half a dozen books where he longed to recapture that first glorious sense of needing to find out ‘what happens next’ … the feeling that keeps you up half the night. The feeling that comes before the plot’s been learned.” ~ Guy Gavriel Kay
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“My father carries around the picture of the kid who came with his wallet.” ~ Rodney Dangerfield
- “If God had a refrigerator, your picture would be on it. If He had a wallet, your photo would be in it. He sends you flowers every spring and a sunrise every morning… Face it, friend. He is crazy about you!” ~ Max Lucado
- “Someone stole my wallet last week. The guy called me up and he was mad at me. He was like ‘you gotta get your finances together. You got no cash, your credit cards are maxed out. You don’t even have minutes on your calling card. I had to use my card to call you.'” ~ Mike Birbiglia
- “Where are the dogs going? you people who pay so little attention ask. They are going about their business. And they are very punctilious, without wallets, notes, and without briefcases.” ~ Charles Baudelaire
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“If I’m out to dinner with a group of friends, and somebody offers to pay for the check, I immediately reach for my wallet. Inside is a note that says, “Say thanks!”” ~ Mitch Hedberg
- “The best way to put more money in people’s wallets is to leave it there in the first place.” ~ Edwin Feulner
- “Our checks are pale. Our wallets are invalids.
Past due, past due, is what our bills are saying and yet we kiss in every corner, scuffing the dust and the cat. Love rises like bread as we go bust.” ~ Anne Sexton - “I have my prized possession in my wallet. That’s a photograph of the first words I ever uttered to my wife, and her answer to my question when I asked her, “Will you go out with me?”” ~ Jeff Bridges , Wallet quotes for her
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“I had a Velcro wallet in a casino. That sound annoyed the hell out of me. Whenever I lost money, and I opened the wallet, it was like the sound of my addiction.” ~ Mitch Hedberg
- “Time hath, my lord, a wallet at his back
Wherein he puts alms for oblivion,
A great-sized monster of ingratitudes:
Those scraps are good deeds past, which are devour’d
As fast as they are made, forgot as soon as done.” ~ William Shakespeare - “People don’t buy with their head but with their heart. The heart is closer to the wallet than the head.” ~ Mark Victor Hansen
- “I had a Velcro wallet in a casino. That sound annoyed the hell out of me. Whenever I lost money, and I opened the wallet, it was like the sound of my addiction.” ~ Mitch Hedberg
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“For Father’s Day, my kids always give me a bottle of cologne called English Leather. It’s appropriate! To them I always smell like a wallet.” ~ Robert Orben
- “Some people see Black Friday as a much-needed break for their wallet. I see it as retail outlets showing the customers the full weight of their contempt. The frenzy to buy cheap crap from China, the human downgrade of people fighting with each other over items they can probably live without, to me, is an insult.” ~ Henry Rollins
- “I was walking down fifth avenue today and I found a wallet, and I was gonna keep it, rather than return it, but I thought: well, if I lost a hundred and fifty dollars, how would I feel? And I realized I would want to be taught a lesson.” ~ Emo Philips
- “Too much of our lives corresponds to the ‘lost-wallet’ theory of life. You lose something, spend a long time finding it, and then feel grateful to be back where you started.” ~ Gloria Steinem
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“If you are not generous when it’s difficult, you will not be generous when it’s easy. Generosity is a function of the heart, not the wallet.” ~ Wayne Dyer
- “That no one, no one at all, should try to search into himself! But the wallet of the person in front is carefully kept in view.
[Lat., Ut nemo in sese tentat descendere, nemo!
Sed praecedenti spectatur mantica tergo.]” ~ Aulus Persius Flaccus - “Most men, no matter how well or badly dressed, carry overstuffed, beat up wallets that should have been replaced years ago. Why is that? Every time I see a guy take out a wallet anywhere, it looks like a piece of old melted chocolate cake-with strings.” ~ Jonathan Carroll
- “Historically, the claim of consensus has been the first refuge of scoundrels; it is a way to avoid debate by claiming that the matter is already settled. Whenever you hear the consensus of scientists agrees on something or other, reach for your wallet, because you’re being had. The greatest scientists in history are great precisely because they broke with the consensus.” ~ Michael Crichton
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“The single most important thing is to make people happy. If you are making people happy, as a side effect, they will be happy to open up their wallets and pay you.” ~ Derek Sivers
- “Thank God that at this hour I am dangerous to the war profiteers of this country who rob the people on the one hand, and rob and debase the government on the other; and then with their pockets and wallets stuffed with the filthy, bloodstained profits of war, wrap the sacred folds of the Stars and Stripes about them and [about] their blatant hypocrisy to the world.” ~ Kate Richards O’Hare
- “I wrote myself a check for ten million dollars for acting services rendered and dated it Thanksgiving 1995. I put it in my wallet and it deteriorated. And then, just before Thanksgiving 1995, I found out I was going to make ten million dollars for Dumb & Dumber. I put that check in the casket with my father because it was our dream together.” ~ Jim Carrey
- “Never have your wallet with you onstage. It’s bad luck. You shouldn’t play the piano with money in your pocket. Play like you need the money.” ~ Tom Waits
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“Bush senior used to say that we have more will than wallet. So he urged the country to attack poverty with a thousand points of light, none of which could be eaten.” ~ Barney Frank
- “On occasion I have observed parents shopping to clothe a son about to enter missionary service. The new suits are fitted, the new shoes are laced, and shirts, socks, and ties are bought in quantity. I met one father who said to me, ‘Brother Monson, I want you to meet my son.’ Pride popped his buttons; the cost of the clothing emptied his wallet; love filled his heart. Tears filled my eyes when I noticed that his [the father’s] suit was old, his shoes well worn; but he felt no deprivation. The glow on his face was a memory to cherish.” ~ Thomas S. Monson
- “Our broken society is not born out of the triumph of the individual, but out of his effacement. He vanishes, she vanishes, ask them who they are and they will offer you a wallet or a child.” ~ Jeanette Winterson
- “Holocausts do not amaze me. Rapes and child slavery do not amaze me. And Franklin, I know you feel otherwise, but Kevin does not amaze me. I am amazed when I drop a glove in the street and a teenager runs two blocks to return it. I am amazed when a checkout girl flashes me a wide smile with my change, though my own face had been a mask of expedience. Lost wallets posted to their owners, strangers who furnish meticulous directions, neighbors who water each other’s houseplants – these things amaze me.” ~ Lionel Shriver
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“My doctor grabbed me by the wallet and said,’Cough'” ~ Henny Youngman
- “Nobody is excused from the excellence trend. Babies are not excused. Starting right after they get out of the womb, modern babies are exposed to instructional flashcards designed to make them the best babies they can possibly be, so they can get into today’s competitive preschools. Your eighties baby sees so many flashcards that he never gets an unobstructed view of his parents’ faces. As an adult, he’ll carry around a little wallet card that says “7×9=63,” because it will remind him of mother.” ~ Dave Barry , Wallet quotes for him
- “It’s hard to dance if you just lost your wallet. Whoa, Where’s my wallet But, hey this song is funky.” ~ Mitch Hedberg
- “Our culture has filled our heads but emptied our hearts, stuffed our wallets but starved our wonder. It has fed our thirst for facts but not for meaning or mystery. It produces “nice” people, not heroes.” ~ Peter Kreeft
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“He spoke in telegram-as if every word he used cost five bucks, and he only had a twenty in his wallet.” ~ Suzanne Brockmann
- “‘Reform’ is a word you always aughta’ watch out for. ‘Reform’ is a change that you’re supposed to like. And watch it – As soon as you hear the word ‘Reform’, you should reach for your wallet and see who’s lifting it.” ~ Noam Chomsky
- “I was in China this year and I spent three weeks there with no luggage, in a really not very nice place and without anything except my passport and my wallet. You’re a long way from home and you’ve got no phone and you can’t get in touch with anybody.” ~ Jill Douglas
- “Scott Hall is a great wrestler, a better friend, but more than anything a very caring human being. Scott never passed a homeless person or someone in need without opening his wallet. This is a guy that has the first two nickels he ever made.” ~ Kevin Nash
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“Bitcoin, generally, is a great idea. Keeping wallets on smartphones is the worst idea of the decade” ~ John McAfee
- “I carry a small sheet of paper in my wallet that has written on it the names of people whose opinions of me matter. To be on that list, you have to love me for my strengths and struggles.” ~ Brené Brown
- “Be careful out there. There are things that go bump in the night. Actually, there are things that go ‘Give me your wallet or I’ll kill you’ in the night.” ~ John Larroquette
- “I’ve got a wallet, it’s orange. In case I wanna buy a deer. That doesn’t make any sense at all.” ~ Mitch Hedberg
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“I tell ya, I was an ugly kid. I was so ugly that my dad kept the kid’s picture that came with the wallet he bought.” ~ Rodney Dangerfield
- “I have a picture I keep in my wallet of my father’s corpse… I keep that picture in my wallet to show people who show me baby pictures.” ~ Doug Stanhope
- “When you first open Niall [Horan]’s wallet, the first thing you see is a picture of Justin Bieber and a picture of us.” ~ Liam Payne
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“All change in life comes from within. It is what’s in humanity’s soul, not what’s in humanity’s wallet, that will purchase our freedom from humanity’s suffering.” ~ Neale Donald Walsch
- “Democracy is made up of three elements. One is whether the laws support pluralistic principles. The second is whether the people take advantage of these laws. The third element is whether the peoples’ wallets are thick enough to benefit from this democracy.” ~ Lech Walesa
- “In brief, when a man fails as a wallet, we put him in prison; when a woman fails as a mother, we offer her social services. We’re taking a criminal approach to men, a social services approach to women.” ~ Warren Farrell
